Jerry: Well um hello everybody, today we have a very special show for you now um :::::looking up at Buffy::::: Everyone this is Buffy Summers.
:::::Cheering from crowd:::::
Buffy: Thank you Jerry.
Jerry: Ok now um if I may ask you, what exactly is your story?
Buffy: Well I'm a Vampire Slayer.
:::::Noises from crowd:::::
Buffy: SHUT UP! Anyways I got involved with Angel who is a vampire and it ended badly. Then I started dating this guy Riley and a few weeks ago I found out they were seeing each other.
Jerry: So let me get this straight. You're here to confront your boyfriend Riley about seeing Angel behind your back?
Buffy: Yeah.
Jerry: Ok, let's bring out Angel and Riley.
:::::Riley and Angel walk out holding hands, Buffy jumps up while Jerry's bodyguards restrain her:::::
Audiance: JERRRY! JERRRY!
Buffy: I hate you, you :::::bleeping out for curse words:::::! How could you do this to me Riley? You're nothing but a :::::bleeping out for curse words::::: And you know what else? :::::more bleeping::::: And that's all I have to say!
:::::Audiance applauds:::::
Angel: Buffy, what can I say? Me and Riley are in love
:::::Buffy jumps up and attacks Angel:::::
Jerry: Ok now everyone let's just settle down now. Buffy, you have a suprise for Riley right?
Buffy: Yes Jerry I do
:::::Parker comes walking out on stage:::::
:::::Audiance boos:::::
Parker: :::::bleeping galore:::::
Riley: Buffy? You're with Parker again?
Buffy: You got a problem with that?
Riley: Yeah cause well, Parker's been joining in with us.
Buffy: What!
:::::Parker gets up and walks toward Angel and Riley:::::
Parker: Sorry babe, I'm taken
:::::the three of them walk out together:::::
Jerry: Well um as a final thought I think we are able to conc-
:::::Buffy jumps on Jerry and starts to make out with him:::::
Audiane: JERRRY! JERRRY!
