In the beginning, one enormous hen house spanned across the universe.  No life existed
inside this large hen house.  For several millenniums the hen house existed in a state of
stagnated being.  Throughout the centuries, the hay inside the hen house swirled and
swirled….until finally it formed into three elliptical objects.  These objects finally merged
with surrounding dusts and universal amino acids to form three solid eggs.  For several years these eggs stayed motionless, until suddenly, over years of dormancy, one egg was warmed by surrounding hay and started to shake violently.  The shaking egg suddenly cracked open and the first living creature in the universe formed.  Soon, a giant hen emerged from the cracked egg.  Dazed and confused, the hen began to stumble around the large hen house.  Suddenly, the young hen tripped on the second egg, causing it to crack open.  From the second egg a large rooster appeared.  As the rooster opened his eyes the first thing he saw was this beautiful hen. He instantly fell deeply in love with her and was entranced by her beauty.  However, the hen was utterly repulsed by the rooster.
 

    The third egg still did not open.  The rooster, later taking on the name Scrantoma, then picked up the third egg and tried to impress the hen, named Olaleedu.  Scrantoma brought the egg over to Olaleedu and handed it to her as a present.  Olaleedu, having nothing to do with the matter, threw the egg against the wall, smashing it into pieces.  From the undeveloped egg came magic yolk.  Olaleedu then began to beat unmercifully on Scrantoma, clucking loudly and telling him to leave her alone.  Scared and bruised, the defeated Scrantoma obeyed and moved to the other end of the hen house where he planned other ways of gaining the love of Olaleedu.  Olaleedu…lonely and bored, began playing with the magic yolk.  She began to mold the yolk into several different shapes.  She formed twenty-six creatures, two of thirteen different kinds.  These creatures were the raccoon, frog, cow, monkey, chicken, goat, dog, horse, iguana, goldfish, duck billed platypus, grasshopper, and the ant.  Her favorite was, of course, the chicken.  She played with the creatures frequently.  Getting dirty, she spit on them to clean them…and suddenly they sprang to life as they were charged with her enzymes.  Paying little attention to the other creatures, Olaleedu named the two hens Deralapo and Lee Li Lu.
 

    Meanwhile, Scrantoma decided to make his move on Olaleedu during the night when she was sleeping.  Scrantoma traveled over to Olaleedu’s side of the hen house.  He saw Olaleedu sleeping on a pile of hay and made his move, laying with her for the night.  Upon finishing, Scrantoma saw Deralapo and grabbed her for his own.  When Olaleedu awoke, she was surprised to find that Deralapo was gone, and started an extensive search.  Meanwhile, Deralapo and Scrantoma had no problem making love, as Deralapo had fallen madly in love with her captor.
    Several months later, Olaleedu’s search had failed and she had also laid three eggs.  At the same time, Deralapo had laid an egg as well.  Eventually, Olaleedu gave birth to two roosters and a hen.  One of her rooster’s was a very holy one, Bolukalakida.  Bolukalakida was much bigger than any of the other chickens and seemed to be much smarter as well.  However, he also had a bad side; he was easily angered and was quite egotistical, as his first words were, “Hey bitch, who the fuck are you?” (in chicken language of course).  Deralapo had three children; Jarnic, Orgalin, and Bopletima.  Jarnic was quite intelligent, yet had flaws in his strength and speed.  Jarnic was liked by almost every chicken.  Orgalin was very beautiful (perhaps the most beautiful chicken), but lacked intelligence.  Bopletima was ugly and stupid, taking after her father.  She was not liked at all.
 

    One day, Lee Li Lu was out exploring the hen house when he suddenly saw Deralapo and Scrantoma making love.  He instantly recognized his sister and correctly assumed Scrantoma’s identity.  He instantly attacked Scrantoma, throwing him off of Deralapo.  They struggled on the floor.  Scrantoma was easily winning against the weaker Lee Li Lu.  Far off, Olaleedu could hear Lee Li Lu’s cries, and came to her aid, joining her fight against Scrantoma.  Scrantoma was soon overwhelmed by the power of Olaleedu and Lee Li Lu, as they both beat Scrantoma unmercifully.  They both continued pounding Scrantoma even after several hours of his death.  Olaleedu said, “Thy has found thy end,” then spit on his bloody corpse.
    Deralapo, overwhelmed and hysterical at the death of her lover ran to Lee Li Lu for comfort.  Then, after she looked up into Lee Li Lu’s beautiful rooster eyes, she could not remember the name “Scrantoma.”  Then, Lee Li Lu joined Deralapo as love partners for life.  Deralapo would go on to have three children: Bolando, Lyelay Lyelay, and Polkayli.  Bolando was quite handsome, but unlike Orgalin, was very intelligent.  Polkayli seemed to be the typical average chicken, as did Lyelay Lyelay.
    After this point, things got rough in the hen house.  There arose strong competition between Bolukalakida and Lee Li Lu.  It seemed that Bolukalakida outdid Lee Li Lu in everything.  He was smarter, stronger, quicker, and could even cluck better.  Yet, Olaleedu still seemed to show more affection towards her molded creation, Lee Li Lu.  Bolukalakida was upset at her mother’s refusal to show him love, and was concerned over the growing insanity of Olaleedu.  Soon, Bolukalakida felt that she was no longer capable of running the chicken coup.  One day, Olaleedu went into a hysterical fit over misplaced hay.  Bolukalakida cracked, and could no longer tolerate her behavior.  He suddenly fought with Olaleedu, eventually using his sharp beak to cut off her head.  Although she was decapitated, she did not die, as she continued fighting Bolukalakida for several hours until finally collapsing and dying.
 

    After realizing that he had just killed his own mother, Bolukalakida became very angry, ignited his temper, and went into a terrible rage.  He began to pound his wings against the walls of the hen house.  After several hours, the hen house began to crumble at the mercy of Bolukalakida’s awesome strength.  The hen house fell into millions upon millions of pieces.  Each little piece eventually formed into a planet or a star.  There was one piece left and was about five times larger than any other.  The chickens resided on this large piece…and Bolukalakida claimed it as their own.  This large piece of hen house eventually became known as “Chickiluki.”