| Movies: Miscellaneous |
| stupid3.wav |
280 kb |
Fish Called Wanda: Don't call me stupid |
| welcm2.wav |
19 kb |
Welcome to Jurrasic Park |
| 80gigs.wav |
23 kb |
Johnny Mnemonic: I can carry nearly 80 gigs of data in my head |
| working3.wav |
56 kb |
Young Frankenstein: I thought I told you never to interrupt me while I'm working |
| someday.wav |
78 kb |
Godfather: Someday I may ask on you for a favor... |
| tgstupid.wav |
51 kb |
Top Gun: ...regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stuo |
| twice.wav |
171 kb |
Top Gun: I've only done this twice... crashed and burned... lookin' good so far |
| best.wav |
180 kb |
Conan describes what is best about life. |
| sexappel.wav |
144 kb |
The Rock: More appealing than my average day avoiding gang rape in the washrooms... |
| suprfrek.wav |
39 kb |
The Rock: Chemical SUPER freak actually, but I still need a gun. |
| winners.wav |
60 kb |
The Rock: Losers whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen. |
| term6.wav |
33 kb |
Terminator: You just can't go around killing people... Why? |
| alwyspay.wav |
77 kb |
Get Shorty: ...you have to get kind of rough if customers don't pay... |
| wanda.wav |
303 kb |
Fish Called Wanda: Great long aplogy speech by John Cleese |
| wedding1.wav |
114 kb |
Four Weddings and a Funeral: ...to recap in the words of David Cassidy... I think I
love you |
| dontbeg.wav |
48 kb |
Christmas Caorl: Merry Christmas Mr. Scrooge. Don't beg on this corner boy. |
| godbles2.wav |
38 kb |
Christmas Carol: (Tiny Tim) And God Bless us all, everyone. |
| humbug2.wav |
41 kb |
Christmas Carol: Merry Christmas... Humbug! Baaah! |
| leftalon.wav |
63 kb |
Christmas Carol: What can we put you down for sir?... Nothing... I wish to be left
alone |
| xmasday2.wav |
598 kb |
Christmas Carol: What day is today? Christmas day! The spirits did it all in one
night! |
| whenmet.wav |
144 kb |
When Harry met Sally: I love it when you... the way you... |
| whenmet2.wav |
62 kb |
When Harry Met Sally: When you want to spend the rest of your life with someone, you
want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible. |
| opera2.wav |
184 kb |
Marx Brothers: The Sanity Clause... |
| mfalcon5.wav |
102 kb |
Maltese Falcon: You've always got a smooth answer... Whatta ya want? A stutter? |
| mad-hell.wav |
81 kb |
Newtwork: I'm MAD AS HELL, and I'm not going to take it anymore! |
| heather1.wav |
111 kb |
Heathers: I'm sorry... I'm feeling a little superior tonight... |
| gwtw.wav |
245 kb |
Gone with the Wind: ...Frankly my dear, I don't give a... |
| game1.wav |
41 kb |
War Games: Shall we play a game? |
| cpu.wav |
452 kb |
Terminator 2: Can you learn stuff... so you're not such a dork... |
| selfterm.wav |
105 kb |
terminator 2: I can not self terminate |
| schizoph.wav |
774 kb |
Terminator 2: Doctor describes her delusions |
| paramatr.wav |
87 kb |
Terminator 2: You have to do what I say?... |
| lfehasno.wav |
44 kb |
Interview with a vampire: Life has no meaning... does it? |
| cbyoukid.wav |
16 kb |
Bogart: Here's looking at you, kid. |
| notabum.wav |
76 kb |
The Jerk: Steve Martin; I was born a poor black child. |
| bambi.wav |
214 kb |
Cousin Vinny: Childs tale in poor taste |
| who.wav |
286 kb |
Big Trouble in Little China: You know what old Jack Burton says in a time like this...
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| hells.wav |
14 kb |
Big Time in Little China: Chinese have a lot of hells |
| bequiet.wav |
23 kb |
The Santa Clause: Be quiet so I can figure this out. |
| blife.wav |
33 kb |
Toy Story: There seems to be no sign of intelligent life... |
| buck_2.wav |
484 kb |
There they are...Pure Evil!... Lectroids! |
| celebrat.wav |
44 kb |
ID4: Today we celebrate our independance day |
| erased.wav |
98 kb |
Eraser: Smile, you've just been erased |
| et.wav |
47 kb |
ID4: ...get up there and whip ET's ass... |
| fatter.wav |
103 kb |
The Santa Clause: You're fatter this year |
| flight.wav |
43 kb |
The Santa Clause: Can we take a direct flight back to sanity... |
| jerk01.wav |
31 kb |
The Jerk: I was born a poor black child |
| oz6.wav |
23 kb |
There's no place like home |
| bogart.wav |
22 kb |
Bogart: Here's looking at you kid. |
| ww_kewl.wav |
29 kb |
Wayne's World: Kewl! |
| magicly.wav |
26 kb |
Wayne's World: Magically Babelicious |
| livenow.wav |
18 kb |
Wayne's World: Live in the now! |
| waynew.wav |
90 kb |
Wayne's World: Party Time: Excellent |
| wongfu20.wav |
152 kb |
To Wong Fu: The last person didn't have two teeth in his mouth... |
| gump-st.wav |
35 kb |
Gump: Stupid is as stupid does |
| poetry.wav |
139 kb |
Tank Girl: Torchure me... but don't read me any more of that poetry |
| tg_daddy.wav |
93 kb |
Tank Girl:...The first time you got laid; Daddy! |
| dharry2.wav |
366 kb |
Dirty Harry: I know what you're thinking punk... Do you feel lucky? |
| oh_shit.wav |
234 kb |
Butch and Sundance jump off cliff |
| fastimes.wav |
27 kb |
Fast Times: Hey Bud! Let's party! |
| foodfite.wav |
19 kb |
Animal House: Foodfight! |
| boyscout.wav |
118 kb |
Nakid Gun: I haven't had this much sex since I was a boyscout leader |
| snakes.wav |
99 kb |
Indianna Jones; Snakes! Why'd they have to be snakes? |
| fewgmen.wav |
70 kb |
A few Good Men... You can't handle the truth. |
| greeting.wav |
24 kb |
War Games: Greetings Professor Falken |
| helpyoui.wav |
27 kb |
Yoda: Help you I can... yes... Hmmm... |
| howdoi.wav |
436 kb |
Interview with a Vampire: How shall I do it? [kill myself] |
| witppl.wav |
538 kb |
Die Hard: Speach about who is going to help you... |
| hansyipe.wav |
217 kb |
Die Hard: German Yippie Kai Ya! |
| stutter.wav |
279 kb |
Die Hard: (stuttering) You couldn't kill me... |
| mime.wav |
143 kb |
Die Hard: ...aiming for that mime... |
| cartoon.wav |
285 kb |
UHF: Wierd Al describes the Roadrunner cartoon |
| crapbigr.wav |
49 kb |
Curly: I crap bigger than you |
| fukfuk~1.wav |
748 kb |
Planes, Trains...: Steve swears at car rental |
| fd-base.wav |
450 kb |
Field of Dreams: James Earl Jones Baseball quote |
| kill_us.wav |
53 kb |
Sneakers: There isn't a government that wouldn't kill us... |
| nsa.wav |
295 kb |
Sneakers: NSA... we're the good guys (comparred to CIA, FBI etc) |
| brkfst.wav |
131 kb |
Sneakers: Breakfast... Shall I phone you, or nudge you? |
| poltrgst.wav |
10 kb |
Polterguiest: Thhheeeeere heeeeeere! |
| beaver.wav |
64 kb |
Nakid Gun: Nice beaver... thanks, I just had it stuffed |
| 6or5.wav |
103 kb |
Eastwood: ...Did he fire 6 shots, or only 5... |
| weapons.wav |
44 kb |
Broken Arrow: Would you mind not shooting ath the nuclear weapons |
| itsevil.wav |
106 kb |
Time Bandits: It's evil! Don't touch it! |
| fonebook.wav |
27 kb |
The Jerk: The new phonebooks are in! |
| shithead.wav |
39 kb |
The Jerk: Don't call your dog lifesaver... |
| freshwin.wav |
34 kb |
The Jerk: Bring us some FRESH win... None of this old stuff |
| re-run.wav |
83 kb |
Running Man: I'l be back... only in a re-run |
| dontreq.wav |
13 kb |
Running Man: Arnie; I don't do requests |
| tv-ahole.wav |
88 kb |
Running Man: ...you're the asshole on TV... |
| whospock.wav |
162 kb |
Running Man: ... who's Mr Spock? |
| strcrz03.wav |
26 kb |
Stir Crazy: Wilder; that's right... we bad... uh huh |
| takepic.wav |
90 kb |
Croc Dundee: You can't take no photograph... you got lenscap on |
| 7million.wav |
96 kb |
Croc Dunde: ...New York must be a friendly place... |
| specie01.wav |
21 kb |
Species: I think the shit has hit the fan |
| specie03.wav |
27 kb |
Species: ...asked me to find someone they didn't want dead |
| specie06.wav |
37 kb |
Species: Doesn't look like a succesful mating to me... |
| specie07.wav |
33 kb |
Species: It's all over everyone...go back to your lives |
| c2amer02.wav |
20 kb |
Coming to America: The royal penis is clean |
| bugrburp.wav |
74 kb |
Revenge of the nerds: HUGE loud burp |
| sister~1.wav |
67 kb |
Hot Shots: ... like sleeping with your sister... |
| sully.wav |
21 kb |
Commando: (Arnold)... I like you...I'll kill you last |
| wedding2.wav |
93 kb |
4 Weddings: Forgive me... Bugger Bugger Bugger! |
| trenchct.wav |
76 kb |
Mutant Turtles: ...looked like a big turtle in a trenchcoat |
| pizza1.wav |
25 kb |
Mutant Turtles: pizza! |
| turtle1.wav |
31 kb |
Mutant Turtles: God I love being a Turtle! |
| nobody.wav |
32 kb |
Multiplicity: Nobody has sex with my wife but me |
| mother.wav |
38 kb |
Psycho: My mother isn't quite herself today |
| at&tcrap.wav |
143 kb |
Crazy People: AT&T ; we're tired of taking your crap |
| accident.wav |
68 kb |
Last Boyscout: ...tripped and stuck your dick in my wife |
| mychick.wav |
273 kb |
What's up Tiger Lilly: My snake is going to marry my chicken |
| nobody.wav |
98 kb |
What's up Tiger Lilly: A bad Peter Lore imitation singing; Nobdy Knows... |
| nude.wav |
355 kb |
What's up Tiger Lilly: This camera develops with you nude... |
| snake.wav |
53 kb |
What's up Tiger Lilly: My snake! ...a long thin coffin? |
| wierdsci.wav |
1299 kb |
Weird Science theme |
| shorty02.wav |
45 kb |
Get Shorty: ... I might have to give up loansharking... |
| testies.wav |
220 kb |
Johny Dangerously: Dr Zilman talks about your testies |
| jndang16.wav |
63 kb |
Johnny Dangerous: My father hung me on a hook once... ONCE! |
| jndang08.wav |
64 kb |
Johnny Dangerous: Dames are put on this earth to weaken us... |
| jndang10.wav |
54 kb |
Johnny Dangerous: My mother grabbed me once... ONCE |
| hula.wav |
215 kb |
Lion King: Hula Dance |
| god-man.wav |
192 kb |
Jurrasic Park: God creates dinasaurs... |
| name.wav |
103 kb |
Indianna Jones: We named the Dog Indiana |
| junior.wav |
179 kb |
Indianna Jones: Don't call me Junior! |
| martini.wav |
40 kb |
Bond: Shaken, not stirred. |
| ns-flash.wav |
14 kb |
Night Shift: Jumpin' Jack Flash |
| ns-ideas.wav |
38 kb |
Night Shift: Why I tape record my ideas... |
| ns-rubbl.wav |
2 kb |
Night Shift: That Barney Rubble... What an actor. |
| ns-shut.wav |
3 kb |
Night Shift: Tell Jack to SHUT UP! |
| say-much.wav |
40 kb |
Groucho Marx: You're the most beautiful woman I've seen |
| humansee.wav |
28 kb |
Planet of the Apes: Human see... human do |
| damn_you.wav |
74 kb |
Planet of the Apes: DAMN YOU ALL! |
| pulse1.wav |
224 kb |
Aliens: Let's ROCK! |
| tumor.wav |
62 Kb |
Kindegarten Cop: It might be a tumor... It's NOT a tumor! |
| vagina.wav |
71 Kb |
Kindegarten Cop: Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina |
| goodyear.wav |
214 kb |
Police Squad: The same old story... |
| hotshots.wav |
75 kb |
Hot Shots: Your penis is a weapon... |
| babe.wav |
57 kb |
Barbed Wire: Don't call me Babe. |
| ckane.wav |
20 kb |
Citizen Kane: Rosebud |
| drkovrl.wav |
50 kb |
Howard the Duck: I am the Dark Overlord |
| fartntub.wav |
32 kb |
Trading Places: If we wanted a Jacuzi, we had to fart in the tub |
| beefjrky.wav |
24 kb |
Trading Places: Time for Beef Jerky |
| roxanne.wav |
477 kb |
48 Hours: Eddie sings ROXANNE |
| kfm01.wav |
29 kb |
Kentucky Fried Movie: The popcorn has been pissed in |
| lilshp04.wav |
68 kb |
Little Shop of Horrors: FEEED ME! |
| sc_bond.wav |
41 kb |
Sean Connery: Bond, James Bond |
| whatthef.wav |
173 kb |
Risky Business: Sometimes you gotta say; What the... |
| allihave.wav |
81 kb |
Scarface - Pacino: All I have is my balls... |
| questn.wav |
49 kb |
ID4: The question of whether we are alone... |
| timewarp.wav |
2762 kb |
Rocky Horror: Time Warp |
| goodnews.wav |
167 kb |
Night of the Creeps: ...Your dates are dead... |
| laststar.wav |
62 kb |
Last Starfighter: You have been recruited... |
| heyabbtt.wav |
75 kb |
Abbott & Costello: Costello yells; HEY ABBOTT |
| eman01.wav |
108 kb |
The elephant man: I am not an animal |
| odd01.wav |
246 kb |
Odd Couple: Everything you do irritates me... |
| opinion.wav |
39 kb |
Clint Eastwood: Opinions are like assholes... |
| whooa.wav |
15 kb |
Scent of a woman: OOOHA! |
| untuoch.wav |
77 kb |
Untouchables: ... send one of his to the morgue |
| shooteye.wav |
9 kb |
Chritsmas Story: You'll shoot your eye out |
| reflexes.wav |
25 kb |
Big Trouble in Little China: Its all in the reflexes |
| roomsv.wav |
56 kb |
Johnny Mnuemonic: I want room service! |
| chevychs.wav |
280 kb |
Christmas Vacation: Chase Insult |
| bob-see.wav |
69 kb |
What about Bob?: He’s not gone… |
| goahead.wav |
54 kb |
Beetlejuice: Go ahead; make my millenium |
| dontmind.wav |
47 kb |
Beetlejuice: ...Somebody dropped a house on her sister |
| liver.wav |
134 kb |
Hanibal Lecter: I ate his liver... |
| yfrank02.wav |
58 kb |
Young Frankenstein: Warewolf... There wolf! |
| wasted.wav |
21 kb |
Fast Times: I'm so wasted! |
| speed.wav |
63 kb |
Top Gun: I feel the need for speed |
| pirates.wav |
89 kb |
Jurrasic Park: Disneyland vs Jurrasic Park |
| punk.wav |
106 kb |
Clint: Do ya feel lucky... punk? |
| et.wav |
17 kb |
ET Phone Home! |
| goodking.wav |
25 kb |
History of World: It's good to be the king |
| jackn.wav |
21 kb |
A Few Good Men: You can't handle the truth |
| lionslps.wav |
311 kb |
Lion King: The lion sleeps tonight |
| class.wav |
25 kb |
Back to School: Call me when you have no class |
| close.wav |
58 kb |
Close Encounters: Alien tones |
| fletch01.wav |
106 kb |
Fletch: ...I'll wave my rights |
| bad.wav |
77 kb |
Roger Rabbit: I'm not Bad... I'm just drawn that way |
| goodmorn.wav |
38 kb |
Good Morning Vietnam |
| grouch07.wav |
56 kb |
Groucho Marks: You've got the brain of a 4 year old... |
| funny.wav |
224 kb |
GoodFellas: How am I funny? |
| dvldance.wav |
63 kb |
Batman: Did you ever dance with the devil... |
| porsche.wav |
235 kb |
Crazy People: Porsche ad |
| donthink.wav |
17 kb |
Clueless: I don't THINK so |
| problem.wav |
24 kb |
Fast Times...: Hey Bud, what's your problem? |
| mrhand.wav |
24 kb |
Fast Times...: Late for class |
| tastywav.wav |
24 kb |
Fast Times...: All I need is a bud, some waves etc... |
| talk.wav |
149 kb |
Classic: You talking to me? |
| vista.wav |
50 kb |
Asta La Vista - Baby! |
| thevoice.wav |
37 kb |
Field of Dreams: If you build it - it will come |
| riddleme.wav |
89 kb |
Batman: Riddle me this... |
| puleeze.wav |
14 kb |
Roger Rabbit: Puuuuleeease |
| 37dicks.wav |
39 kb |
Clerks: My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks... in a row? |
| yipekay1.wav |
33 kb |
Die Hard: Yipekaya! |
| boxchoc.wav |
80 kb |
Forest Gump: Life is like a box of chocolates |
| allbad.wav |
65 kb |
True Lies: ...Yeah, but they were all bad |
| dogtoo.wav |
95 kb |
Casablanca: ... Gin joints... She walks into mine |
| yesyes.wav |
55 kb |
When Harry Met Sally: Orgasm scene |
| ruthp01.wav |
16 kb |
Ruthless People: I love wrong numbers |
| apollo13.wav |
16 kb |
Apollo 13: We have a problem |
| bigdeal.wav |
35 kb |
Broken Arrow: I don't know what the big deal is... |
| cool.wav |
8 kb |
Bill and Ted: Cool |
| foodfi~1.wav |
43 kb |
Animal House: FOOD FIGHT |
| idiot.wav |
31 kb |
Lion King: Surrounded by idiots |
| shinin01.wav |
16 kb |
The Shining: Here's Johnny! |
| short001.wav |
62 kb |
Short Circuit: Number 5 is ALIVE |
| clous003.wav |
41 kb |
Pink Panther: What kind of a bomb was it? |
| inter-tv.wav |
168 kb |
Speed: Interactive TV |
| killgoph.wav |
360 kb |
Caddyshack: Kill all the gophers |
| hellllo.wav |
8 kb |
Clueless: Hello? |
| humbug.wav |
44 kb |
Bah! Humbug! |
| wopr02.wav |
38 kb |
War Games: How about a nice game of chess? |
| weapons1.wav |
44 kb |
Broken Arrow: Please stop shooting at the nuclear weapons |
| robocop4.wav |
18 kb |
Robocop: Either way, you're coming with me |
| illbback.wav |
10 kb |
I'll be back! |
| intrstng.wav |
24 kb |
Lion King (I think): Very Interesting |
| jingle.wav |
304 kb |
The pig from BABE Sings Jingle Bells |
| soylent.wav |
30 kb |
Soylent Green is PEOPLE! |
| makeday.wav |
24 kb |
Go ahead... make my day |
