Remember This
A computer was something on tv
from a science fiction show.
A window was something you hated to
clean.
And ram was the cousin of a goat.
Meg was the name of my girlfriend.
Gig was your middle finger upright.
Now they all mean different things.
An application was for employment.
A program was a TV show.
A cursor used profanity.
A keyboard was a piano.
Memory was something that you lost with
age.
A cd was a bank accoun.
And if you had a 3 1/2" floppy,
You hope nobody found out.
Compress was something you did to the
garbage.
Not somethingyou did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for a while
Log on was adding wood to the fire.
Hard drive was a long trip on the road.
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived.
And a backup happened to your commode
Cut you did with a pocket knife.
paste you did with glue.
A web was a spider's home.
A virus was the flu.
I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper.
And the memory in my head.
I hear nobody's been killed in a
computer crash.
But when it happens they wish they were
dead.
~~Author unknown~~
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