Letter from Katty
I received this letter
from the crazy cat after I had emailed
her a photo of a nice kitty--ok,
ok--acually it was a scary photo of a
very large cat with a threat to her to
mend her wicked ways!! So perhaps I
deserved this!!!
Dear Susan,
I was not amused by your attempt to
intimidate me with a one-dimensional
replication of an enemy. I fear our next
encounter must be more fierce in order
to insure dominance in MY household. My
master doesn't understand the depth of
my wickedness---but you do, don't you?
You will be my prey and I will be the
ruler of the WORLD!!!! Until we MEAT
again....Katarina, ruler of my domain!
And this is what my friend emailed me
immediately afterwards!!! She as no
idea what an evil being she shares her
house with!!! I fear for her
safety!!!
Dear Susan,
I came in from the laundry room and
found Katarina sending an email to you.
She assured me it was to thank you
caring for her during my trip to
Kentucky. She can be such a sweetie! I'm
so glad she's finally coming around.
Anyway, we both thank you for the
beautiful kitty postcard! I'm sure
Katarina is excited to have you visit
again soon.
---Lisa
