ThEsE R ThE ToP 10 funniest blond jokes that i have heard (in no specific order). YOu know not all blonds are blonds. no i'm not trying to confuse you ,But there is this brunnete "dAnIelle" at my school. She is your average dumb blond, but she's a natural brunette. I asked her millions of times, but she swears she's not a blond.
Q: wHaT's tHe matiNG cALL oF a BlonD? A: "i'm sooo drunk"
Q: What's the MAtinG call of an ugly BLoNd? A: (sreaming)"i said, i'm sooo drunk
Q: what did the blond say about blond jokes? A: They're very funny but i think they might offend some Puertericans
Q: how do you keep a blond busy? A; you write turn over on both sides of a sheet of paper
Q: did you hear about the blond that was treated at the emergancy room for a concusion and a severe head injuries? Yeah she tried to commit suicide in her basement with a bunji chord.
Q: what do you do when a blond throws a pin at you? A: run like hell... she's got a grenade in her mouth!
Q: how do you get a blond to marry you? A: tell her she's pregnant
Q: What will she ask you? A: iS iT miNe?
What do you call a smart blond? a golden RetrieVeR
how do you drown a blond? put a scratch'n sniff sticker in the bottom of a pool
BONUs::::::::: HOw Do YOu CONFUSe a BLonD? put her in a round room and tell her to pee in a corner...........
