. die .
You have the most beautiful eyes, I'd love to fill them with terror.
Underneath those soft green eyes, beautiful auburn hair, behind that shy
facade, I'll bet there's a caring young woman who would like to dress
up in a clown outfit and spank me with a cheese grater until 2am.
Do you think I could borrow that bustier sometime?
Hi, I'm on a scavenger hunt, and one of the things on my list is a
umm....weird chick.
You know, if we cut your arms off, you'd look just like Venus de Milo.
Let's take turns raping each other.
You've been a very bad girl. Go to my room!
I love your inverted crucifix. It would look great on my nightstand.
Pardon me, can I borrow your spatula?
Hello, My name is christian. I'll be your stalker this evening.
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
I cannot believe what an incredible slut I am.
I'm going to have to ask you to leave. You're making the other women look
really normal.
This is a bottle of tequila. Drink it, then call me when you're ready.
Do you know how to use a whip?
NOW, BITCH!
What the hell are you looking at?
Care to go halves on a bastard?
Each one of my 27 personalities wants you right now
And last but not least, my favorite.........
Hello, Susie. Your mom couldn't make it today, she asked me to
pick you up and take you home. My, what a pretty dress.