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Dumbass Power!!

**ATTENTION FELLOW DUMBASSES!! CLICK HERE TO GO TO MY BUDDIES DUMBASS SITE**

What is dumbass power you ask? Well dumbass power is the power of being a dumbass. If thats not good enough for you then I cant explain because I am a dumbass myself, which I am very proud of.
There are advantages to being a dumbass. I will list them now:
1)Having dumbass power is an excuse for ANYTHING!!
2)If you make a stupid mistake blame it on your dumbass power.
3)If you cant count higher than 5 blame it on your dumbass power.
4)If you get a lot of F's on your report card blame it on the dummbass power.
5)Doing stupid things then getting caught is an excelnt time to blame the dumbass power.
5)misspelling stuff(like me all through this page) is a perfect time for dumbass power.
5)The one major thing is being a dumbass is REALLY FUN!!

I am going to answer one question that keeps on poping up. Why did I use 3 #5's up there? Well the answer is this: refer to #3

Well fellow dumbasses and dumbass page viewers this site is pretty much always under construction(mainly cuz I'm always trying to figure out how to work it) so come back every now and then for updates and stuff like that.

Updates

Update: 7/9/99 THE DUMBASS TEST IS FINALLY FINISHED!! Thanks a lot to Jenna and Hayley. They helped me.

Update (well sorta): 1/10/00 Ok I havent been to my site in looonnnggg time. In that looonnngg time alot has happened. Which I will list now.
1) I have made 2 new sites. One of which I am actually keeping. The other I'm deleting. Why? Cuz it sucks. Click here to go to my other site.
2) I have moved from the wonderful state of Florida to this hellhole state North Carolina *sniff*.
3) I have found something out. A whole new revelation in the way I look at Dumbasses in general. I have found out that I am in fact not stupid at all. Dumbasses are relativly intelligent people. But I am not going to change everything on here to match my new discovery simply because I'm a lazy person. Ah well anyway check out my buds site (The adress is located at the very top of the page).
4) Oh and one last thing. I am going to change my bio. I hate the fagstreet bastards *ahem*...I mean backstreet boys. That was just a horrible phase of mine. But now I'm going through another horrible phase...pokemon. I know they are stupid and gay. I've heard all that. But I like them. The only way I know this is a horrible phase is because when I went through my horrible backside boys...I mean backstreet boys phase everyone told me they were gay and stupid. Which is the same thing that people are saying now. But enough of my babbling, why don't you go ahead and check out my site. So you can see more babbling, heh heh.
Update 1/26/00: Wow, looks as if I really do update this thing. Well kinda, all I really did was change the peolple I have to mention. Hey if I keep this up I might actually have to make a seperate page for updates. Hey, it could happen!

Update 2/8/03: Damn its been awhile. Three years later I finally decide to update. Talk about procrastination... There's a couple things I changed. I took off the mailing list. It doesn't exsist anymore. I changed my bio because I'm not 15 anymore and my musical taste and interest have changed considerably. The message board is history. And I got a new email address. If I can think of anything I need to change I'll let you know.

Pointless Dumbass stuff and explainations of pointless dumbass stuff

What is Dumbass Power?
Dumbass stuff
Cool dumbass stuff
Links and stuff I support
My bio
People I have to mention
Dumbass Test
Dumbass Points
Games
A magic trick

Email: phsycotic_midget@yahoo.com