RAYCO Bits 'n Brains
Important and Pompous Statement Generator


You too can be the center of attention at parties, business meetings, tractor pulls, or just the corner bar. Have you been recently accused of being a half-wit, or worse a quarter-wit? Do you feel the need to sound as pompous and arrogant as Al Gore when speaking with your fellow democrats, only you just don't have the academic horsepower?

Well Sparky, you are not alone in this world of slow firing synapses. The mailman took the day off and your Harvard degree hasn't yet arrived in the mail and you are having martinis with your smart friends tonight. What on earth can you do? Click on the button below and you will become a profound thinker. Go ahead, be brilliant!

(Blondes- please ask a friend to read these to you)

I'm Brilliant Now,
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