Age Verification - Access Restricted


Never mind take me back to the Joke Page

Due to the onslaught of anti-free-speech laws (the CDA was only the beginning) that our technologicaly illiterate congress insists on passing, I have been forced to restrict access to my archive of adult humor. You must now certify that you are over the age of 18 under penalty of perjury. Click on CONTINUE to proceed

The following detector will ensure that you are in fact over 18. It takes the personal information you entered in your preferences and compares it against a government database for positive verification.

You don't have a java enabled browser so my age detector won't work. Don't worry, there wasn't anything that interesting here anyway. You can use the time you just saved to go get a better browser.