HEY KIDS! Now, just in time
for Christmas!
Are you tired of playing with
plain old Barbie®?
Now for the first time ever,
you can play with
BUTCH Barb.
Create your very own action
scenarios like:
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Watch her slap the hell out of her
flatmate Queer Ken®
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Watch as she drives her chromed out
hi-perf Peterbilt over an intersection full of innocent pedestrians.
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Watch her slap the hell out of the
landlord of her Berkeley flat.
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Watch as Queer Ken® gets bent out
of shape when Barb steals his cologne.
Think of the hours of fun you'll have
watching Barb and Ken care for their love child Sophocles.
So run out and tell your parents
that you want Butch Barb , NOW!
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