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You know your mom is Thai if...
She'd rather sleep on the floor.
You have your rice delivered in bulk.
There are piles of shoes at the front door.
She won't shop anywhere she can't bargain.
The bathroom cabinet is full of Thai medicine.
Your flower beds are full of pepper plants.
She buys a lot of kitchen devices, then pounds everything up like she did back home.
She always leaves the doors and windows open.
The refrigerator/ freezer is full of left-over food.
Your house smells like food and incense.
Tinna's Top 10 Annoying Questions & Comments
Where are you from?
No, really, where are you from?
Do you speak Spanish?
Do you eat dogs?
What's my name in Thai?
You don't look Thai.
Where did you learn to speak English so well?
Do you know how to use chopsticks?
Aren't Thai's from Taiwan?
What did your mom say? [After listening to her speak in plain English.]
Newly Married Thai Girl
[Modified]
A young Thai girl had been taught all of her life that when she married, she was to please her husband and never upset him.
So the first morning of her honeymoon, when the young Thai bride crawled out of bed after making love, she stooped down to pick up her husband's clothes and let out a big fart.
She looked up and said: "Excuse please, front hole so happy back hole whistle."
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