CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRKSTONE
Certainly one of the most daring men of his time - or the most idiotic... and it is this quality that Stonefleet seeks in its candidates for stoneship captain. Jim Kirkstone is all that
and less. A man completely clueless to the dangers confronting him, Kirkstone is the ideal leader for the crew of the Magnetize.
FIRST OFFICER SPROCK
A Vulcano, Sprock is the only member of his race that's crazy enough to join Stonefleet. He has a fairly logical mind (for a caveman), but has a hard time taking care of himself when he's alone.
As well as carrying out his duties as Science Officer, Sprock is also the keyboard player for the ship's band '3 Guys & A Stoneship'.
CHIEF MEDICAL OFFICER
LEONARD "FOSSILS" RcKOY
A true Southern gentlemen, the good doctor nonetheless has little patience for Mr. Sprock and his peculiarly alien brand
Keeping the beat in the ship's band comes easily for a caveman accustomed tomonitoring the heartbeats of various alien primitives.
MONTGOMERY "SHODDY" SHODD
A Celt with a kilt (and remember: no underwear in those days), Shoddy is one of those to blame for the design and construction of the Magnetize. He's actually amazed the thing got
into space, and spends his spare time poking around in the ship's innards trying to figure out what makes it go.
LT. HIKARU SILU
For doing a job that no self-respecting caveman SHOULD be doing -that of flying a primitive contraption of wood and stone through space - Lt. Silu manages fairly well, most of the time.
He'd jump at the chance to take command of the Magnetize should Kirkstone get what's coming to him.
What can you say?
She's just GORGEOUS sitting there at that
control console... in nervous anticipation,
I wait for her, just wait for her
to say those four magical words:
"Hailing frequencies open, Captain."
YES! I'll marry you!
Whatever you want!
Club ME instead!
ENSIGN PAVEL CHIPOV
He used to be Captain Kirkstone's paperboy before joining Stonefleet and being assigned to the Magnetize, much to
Are you kiddin'?
I mean, the kid couldn't even navigate the paper into his yard, let alone navigate a stoneship.
NURSE CHRISTINE CHARCOAL
"Sprock and Christine
Sittin' in a tree
First comes pon way farr
Then comes marriage
Then comes Christine with Amanda's baggage!"
STONE TREK © 2006 by BRIAN MATTHEWS