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1. It insulates the closet where it is kept. 2.It helps to keep the economy going. It is our patriotic
duty to support the cotton farmers, 3. It is less expensive and is more fun than psychiatric care. 4. Because it's on sale. 5. A sudden increase in the boll weevil population might wipe out the cotton crop for the next 10 years. 6. The one who dies with the most fabric wins. 7. It keeps without refrigeration. 8. You don't have to cook to enjoy it. You never have to feed it, change it, wipe it's nose or walk it. 9. I need the extra weight in the trunk of my car for traction if I ever drive on snowy, icy roads. 10. BECAUSE I AM WORTH IT. 11. Like dust, it's good for protecting previously empty spaces laundry hamper, the dining room table..... 12. When the big hurricane comes, all the fabric shops might get washed out into the gulf and never be seen again. 13. Stress from dealing with the FABRIC CONTROL OFFICER (my husband) made me do it. 14. It's not immoral, illegal or fatting. 15. It calms the nerves, gratifies the soul, and makes me feel good.
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