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They set themselves before their computers and begin, they type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen, for several hours straight.
Seconds
before the
end of the competition, a Bolt of Lightning 
strikes taking out the electricity. Moments later, the
power is
restored, and God announces that the contest is
over.
He asks Satan to show what he has come up with, Satan is visibly upset, and cries, "I have nothing....I lost it all when the power went out."
"Very well, then, "says God, "lets see if Jesus fared any better."
Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers.
Satan is astonished. He stutters, "B-b-b-but how? I lost everything, yet Jesus` program is intact! How did he do it?"
God laughs,"EVERYBODY KNOWS...JESUS SAVES"
Lot`s wife was a pillar of salt by day and a ball of fire by night.
Unleavened bread is bread made without ingredients.
Moses went to the top of Mt.Cyanide to get the 10 Commandments.
Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.
Solomon had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.
The epistles were the wives of the
apostles.
A
woman invited
some people over for dinner. At the table she
turned to her
six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like
to say the
blessing?" The girl replied, "I wouldn`t know
what to say."
"Just say what you heard Mommy say," the mother
answered.
The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why
on earth
did I invite all these people to dinner?"
At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything,
including human beings. Little Tommy, a child in the kindergarten class,
seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of
one of Adam's ribs.
Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were
ill, and asked, "Tommy, what's the matter?"
Little Tommy responded, "I have a pain in my side. I think I'm gonna
have a wife."