Ghost Shit - That's the kind where you feel the shit cum out, have shit on the toilet paper, but there is no shit in the toilet.

Clean Shit - The kind where you shit out, see it in the toilet, but there's nothing on the toilet paper.

Wet Shit - The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and and it still feels unwipped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your ass and your underwear so you dont ruin them with a brown stain.

Second Wave Shit - It happens when you're done shitting, you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you gotta shit some more.

Brain Hemorrhage Through Your Nose Shit or the Pop A Vein In Your Forehead Shit - The kind where you strain so much to get it out, that you practically have a stroke.

Richard Simmons Shit - The kind where you shit so much, that you lose 30 pounds.

Corn Shit - Self Explanatory

Lincoln Log Shit - The kind of shit that is so huge, that you're afraid to flush the toilet without breaking it into a few pieces with your toilet brush.

Drinkers Shit - The kind of shit that you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticable trait is the tread marks left on the bottom of the toilet.

"Gee, I wish I could shit" Shit - It's the kind where you want to shit, but all you do is sit on the toilet cramped and fart a couple times.

Spinal Tap Shit - That's the kind where it hurts so much, you'd swear it was going out sideways.

Wet Cheeks Shit or the Power Dump - That's the kind that comes out of your ass so fast that your cheeks get splashed.

Liquid Shit - That's the kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt, splatters all over the inside of the bowl, the whole thing chronically burning your tender anus.

Mexican Food Shit - A class of its own.