Damn!
A few of my very lucky friends were at the taping of Nsync's Loveline appearence & here to share her thoughts is The Professor:
A Little Preview of ‘N Sync on Loveline
I had the luxury of seeing ‘N Sync on January 8th when they taped their soon-to-be seen episode of Loveline I gotta tell you - after the taping all I could say was DAMN!!! Of course I had different reasons for such an exclamation and I’ll tell you why I thought……
DAMN JUSTIN…could your Kool Moe Dee necklace get any bigger!!
My God - Justin’s necklace is blinding. Truthfully the only way to view it head-on is to wear sunglasses. I guess having a big-ass diamond necklace has its benefits. Say for example, the headlights on their tour bus blow out. Justin could just hop on the bus driver’s lap and light up the highway. Hell…he could probably light up a entire airport runway. Hey I just thought about it…at least he won’t get lost sneaking into my bedroom anymore. (In case you didn’t know Mad Girl and I share Justin).
DAMN JOEY…they were right?
What were “they” right about? Well its no secret people think Joey is dumb. Now I’m not gonna say he IS dumb but he sure as hell ACTS dumb. I mean he actually looks “spacey” - almost as if the elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top, he’s not playing with a full deck,…well you get the picture. The funny thing though is that Joey is actually quite BRILLIANT for acting so damn dumb. I mean if he acted intelligent he wouldn’t get any play. But by acting like a big goof he gets FOOD and WOMEN. What man could ask for more?
DAMN LANCE…could you get any more non-descript.
Don’t get me wrong….I like Lance!! But…and there always is a but…he reminds me of an amoebae - you know those little things you learn about in science class that move but don’t have eyes, arms, ears, etc ….I guess what I am trying to say is Lance seems to have no personality. Now you can get away with being dumb but you CANNOT get away with having no personality. The sad thing though is that I KNOW Lance has a personality - he needs to let it shine through. Mmmmmm shine through. Hey…… he could use Justin’s necklace to help him “see the way”.
DAMN CHRIS….why are you torturing me like this?
I WANT to love Chris….I really do. Of all the ‘N Syncers we are the most alike. He studied psychology…I have a degree in it. He wears glasses…I wear contacts. He’s 27…I’m… yeah right, like I’m gonna tell my age!!! He’s a nut…I’m psychotic. He’s rich…I’m a gold-digger. He is perfect for me. BUT (told you there always was a but) he’s SHORT and I love TALL men!!!! Uuuuuggggghhhhh. Why Chris why? Why did you have to be vertically challenged? DAMMIT!!!!! With heels I would tower over him and I couldn’t deal with that. Am I shallow? Hell yeah - most gold-diggers are!!!
DAMN J.C….what were you thinking?
Okay…anybody who knows me knows that J.C. is my favorite. Why? Because his voice is heavenly. With a voice like that I’d be sweating the Elephant Man. But good for me he is absolutely, positively exquisite - even with his less than perfect teeth (hey mine aren’t perfect either). Which is why I was willing to excuse his get-up. J.C. is classy but he looked like an old man - more specifically - Grady from “Sanford and Son”. That red Kangoo hat has overstayed its welcome!!! As my dear friend Miss D says - “its time he gave that hat back to Rerun” (from What’s Happening). I gotta admit though - he looks damn fine in that RED HAT and nothing else. TRUST ME ON THIS ONE!!
Well Loveline was quite an experience. I’ve seen them in concert, on floats, and in pictures but seeing them in the small intimate setting of the Loveline set was amazing (especially their a cappella versions of GMHSALMTOY and IDMC. By the way look for me - I’m sitting on the middle sofa and I’m drooling). All I can say now is…
DAMN I LOVE ‘N SYNC!!! - The Professor
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