Hipper and Hopper are bunny rabbits. One day, Hipper stole Hopper's carrot! That was not nice. Hopper wasn't a happy bunny. He decided to pour tapioca pudding over Hipper's CD collection. This made Hipper unhappy. So, he went over to Hopper's house and smashed up all his bottles of whiskey, vodka, champagne, wine and beer with a sledge hammer. This made Hopper an angry bunny.
When Hipper went out one day, Hopper went to his house and taped episodes of The Frugal Gormet and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles over his rather large collection of porno videos. Hipper was so upset when the saw Jeff Smith instead of 'Trixie', he cried. So, he mailed a bomb to Hopper's house. Hopper wasn't too happy when it exploded and charred his fur. So, he nailed all of Hipper's doors and windows shut so Hipper couldn't get inside his house. Hipper was mad, because it rained and gave him a bad fur day. So, he poured a combination nof gravy, mud, glue and old cottage cheese all over Hopper's brand new Porsche convertible. Hopper was so angry, steam came from his ears.
Hopper went to Hipper's house and vacuumed up his cocaine supply. So, one night, Hipper painted Hopper's house neon yellow and green and put a bunch of signs all over the neighborhood, pointing to the house, which read: "come see the FREAK". Hopper nearly had a heart attack when he went to get the newspaper in his underwear and there were about a hundred pairs of eyes staring at him. Some of them even took pictures!
Hopper was angry, so he called up a veterinarian, telling him that Hipper had been injured and that it was imperative that he be neutered, before the infection spread. Hipper didn't enjoy being taken from his home into some weird place, given nitrous oxide and then waking up to find something missing. However, he didn't miss the videos that much anymore...
Hipper was fed up. So, he decided to go yell at Hopper. "What the (censored) is your (censored) problem?" he asked.
Hopper replied, "You (censored) stole my (censored) carrot! You (censored) (censored)!!!"
"Your (censored) carrot? You said I could have the (censored) thing!" said Hipper.
"Ha!" said Hopper, "I said you could have the (censored) one on the (censored) right! You took the (censored) left one!"
"You (censored) (censored) mother (censored) piece of (censored)! I was (censored) facing you! My (censored) right is your (censored) left!" said, Hipper, unhappily.
"Oh. Oops," said Hopper, "Um, did I mention that I, uh, I'm moving to, um, Fiji?"
"When is that?" asked Hipper, angrily.
"Uh, now...?" said Hopper, uneasily.
"You'd better! You (censored) son of a (censored) (censored)! Before I (censored) beat your ugly head in with my sledge hammer!!" yelled Hipper.
"Okay." said Hopper quickly, as he dialed the number for U-Haul, so he could get what was left of his belongings to Fiji.