101 Reasons Men Suck
They can't settle down. Its like they have to spread their seed to everyone.
All men are such hypocrites! If you're their friend they'll tell you that you need to find a real man and stop falling for such assholes. But when you fall for them they'll break your heart just like the rest.
Just b/c it "feels right" means its ok. They completely forget about your feelings too.
They rub it in your face that you can't have them.
They deny what they said even when they know it was true at that time!
The word love isn’t in their vocabulary, only lust
"nothing" is good to wear
That lovely black gunk under their finger nails from always working on their car
The little head
They get jealous easily
"Good times" are when you’re in a dark room together
They make you want them over and over again, and each time they hurt you like before
20 minutes is enough grieving time
I love you means I want sex
Wanna be playaz
Power tools are an extension of genitalia
Pants are 4 sizes too big
Male pattern baldness
They BS constantly
The geniuses tell your best friend secrets and expect them not to tell you
When they’re w/ their girlfriend they look at other girls
Scratch "their stuff" every 15 minutes
Smell bad if not drenched in cologne
They always wanna get w/ your friends
They always call girls bitches
Claim everything their’s
Everything they do is a competition
They have to be all big and bad
Always want a 3some w/ you and your friends
Cuz they want their BJ but they won't lick us back
::gag gag:: (got it??)
The good ones are gay
Have a need to be "Mack Daddy"
Toilet seat....terrible aim......got the picture?
They destroy things lesser than them
Take pride in their rude bodily functions
They never grow up, my mom tells me this daily
Leave the bathroom smelling extremely rancid
They demand too much
Expect you on your knees
Some words that are not in a guy’s vocabulary: respect, love
They don' know how to say sorry
Um hi my eyes are up here, stop staring at my chest
They just can't be satisfied w/ one female
They don't take no for an answer
They have this stupid walk
We must not forget their manly tales about stupid stuff they probably never did
They think that they’re just the best
Guys think they're the greatest creatures that ever walked the earth
They beat the crap out of each other for fun
Many have no fashion sense
You make them feel good about themselves, it goes to their head
The way they think their sooo buff and actually a 7-year-old can whip their ass
Take advantage when you’re most vulernable
Think they could get anyone they wanted
Have a problem with homosexuals. They’re all homophobic. Gay's are people too
Love and leave
Once they find out that you're crushing on them, they act like complete assholes
Wait... what am i saying... they're always complete assholes
Talk about their masturbation skills in public
They act like they can really whoop someones ass, when they do actually fight (if they don't pussy out, which most do) they just end up like slapping each other and stuff
Tell every friend how far they've gotten w/ you
<=== Need i say more
And they get away w/ it
If you get pregnant, it's not thier fault
Treat females like shit
Arick (gotta know these kids to understand that one)
Go for total whores w/ fucking blue eyeshadow!!!
If they just break up w/ a girl.... 5 min later their already jumping on another one
Thay say they'll call.... but never do
Don't talk on the phone, and if they do they only want phone sex
Would hump anything with 2 legs
Hump anything w/ 4 legs
Go after girls that are all hoochified but when you dress like that they make you cover up
Want u to pleasure them but won't repay the favor
They'll give u their ex girlfriend's jewelery and say that bought it 4 u.
Most guys eat whatever they want and don't gain a pound, its so annoying
Guys only care about a girl if they're gettin some
They let what their friends have to say impact them so much, it
influences the decisions they make about everything
When they make you cry they think its funny.
Ladies, ever heard this one "I'm in love w/ my car, not her." I unfortunately did.
They feel "trapped"
They bring us down!!! Damn the man!
Because GOD supposedley created them first, they automatically rule everything
menopause, menstruation... etc.....
their not supportative
They think their all good, but can't really satisfy
Guys take pride in their shit, literally
They act all lovey dovey when they want sumtin'
Hate Valentines Day!
Always try to prove themselves better than you in everyway!
BECAUSE WE'RE WOMEN AND WE CAN BITCH ABOUT IT
In conclusion, these reasons are based on experiences of my own and those of close friends. Many do not apply to every male but are reason enough to despise them. If you are offended in any way i'm sorry, but MEN SUCK!!!! Go visit my comments
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