I am going to talk about a very serios topic that means life or death to any man.

I HAVE NO GIRLFRIEND..................... This has gone on for far to long and i find myself late at night sitting in my bathtub, fully clothed, w/ the water running and i cry. I cry like a cheerleader whose hometeam just lost the big homecoming game.
So i decided to start sort of a dating service(FOR ME) on this website. I have bad luck when i have to talk to girls. SO I SAY DAMN IT, YOU TALK TO ME FIRST. You should know that i am 17, and in the punk /ska band of which website you are on. I am starting college soon, which also means im not a loser.
Now for you the girl.................. You should be between anywyhere from 16 to 20. And you must have been female all of your life. Also you need to email me w/ some facts about yourself ie height, intrests, eyecolor ect. Also include a fullbody picture in one of three styles 1. casually clothed, 2. in a bathing suit, or 3. naked. Your choice, personaly i like 2.Then take this picture and this info sheet and email it to me at ren_hoek17@hotmail.com
I hope to hear from some fine ladies.
SMALL PRINT.........offer void in Canada and the other 49 states except for florida. Also no mental cases or psycho hose beasts.
Your Pal,
MICHAEL DAVID CRAIG. ESQUIRE