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I can give you great advice without charging you, but entertain you at the same time with my funny advice pages and opinions on popular subjects (how many 'head-shrinks' can say
that
?!)
If my pages don't entertain you, I will personally come to your house, dress in drag, juggle chain-saws and sing Polish wedding songs blind-folded (not a sight you want to see)
I refuse to provide the "Dear Abby" form of advice, of which their response is some absurd cliche' that will never help someone truly seeking help...unless you like to pour your heart out and hear, "Two wrongs don't make a right...thanks for writing". If people want that kind of advice, I suggest going to a Chinese restaurant and eating a fortune cookie...because it will be as effective! I will provide real, practical advice that you can actually use (go figure)! Down with "Dear Abby"!
Be the first on your block to use a
Dana-ism
, buy and trade the cards, dress your
Dana-Doll
in my assorted outfits (including the new
Drunken Fratboy
with Jim Beam stain on front and obscenity pull-string)
It's kind of a speak-easy sort-of thing, it's 'cool' that not everyone knows about it...be the trendsetter! (Well now it's over 112,000...so, um, it's cool to be like everyone else!)
I think you will find my other pages:
Dana's Love Tips
,
Sex Tips
,
The Single Guy
My Photo Album
, and
The World According To Dana
funny! (Laugh Dammit!).
Also check out,
Dana's Daily Grind'
where you can respond to a particular topic, read my take on it, and agree or disagree. The best responses get posted for all to see!
I've made it easy for you to get around, with the menu to the left (simply click the topic you want)or use the pull-down menu on every page.
Disclaimer:
I've created these pages for entertainment purposes, under no circumstances are you to try any of this at home, try to be like me, or comprehend my humor. If you do understand it and find yourself laughing...well, it's time to take your medication. :)
Welcome to my page, and as you may have guessed my name is Dana (if you didn't guess that, really, you need to go back to school). I've included some pictures of myself and my
BIO
, so that you don't have an image of a fat man, sitting in tighty-whities, with a Marlboro in one hand and myself in the other (My, that was an attractive image to visualize). I hail from the great (humid) state of Florida and attended
Florida State University
. I was a member of
Sigma Phi Epsilon Fraternity
(affectionately known as "Sigma Phi Hairsalon") while attending college and am currently working in downtown Orlando. Other than that, I am your average, normal guy who wears women's shoes and likes to dress like the Teletubbies (that's normal....isn't it??...hello?!...*cricket, cricket*). Anything about myself, other than that (revealing bit of information) you can always feel free to ask me!
Why, pray tell, should you express your deepest darkest secrets to a complete stranger (other than the money I can get by using the information for blackmail)? Honestly, I have always been good at offering advice, since I've been through
almost
everything. I'm not a therapist, nor do I have any professional qualifications, but I have been a sympathetic ear for the past 26 years (well, not 26, since I couldn't speak, just drool my insights), and have had a great deal of success in offering practical advice...with a touch of humor of course! I invite you try me out, as I often describe myself to my visitors as the friend that you would come to talk to if you had a problem or question. Additionally, you will see that I offer my life as an open book to my visitors; I do this because, if I expect you to share with me, I should reciprocate the same. I share my success, my failures, my friends and life with you. You will see as you read my pages that you will laugh and agree with much of what I have to say, perhaps it will help you see something you never thought of, resulting in a more objective attitude in times of trouble. Perhaps I will discuss something that you have experienced and you would like someone else's opinion. I promise to seriously consider (laugh at) all of your problems or concerns and give you an educated (guess) answer to as many of them as I can. Having problems in the
love department
? Find out the best way to a woman's (or man's) heart (other than surgery)! Of all the questions I have answered, as well as all the advice I have given (and gotten carpal tunnel from typing all of those replies...thank-you very much!) I have always taken every problem seriously, adding humor whenever possible to remind people not to take things too seriously. I will admit some topics do not call for humor and I have the discretion not to make light of these very personal issues. Also, I will never use your name, question or feedback without your consent. Other than that, I welcome
any
opportunity to express my opinions, because believe me I have a lot of them! I am a lover of human behavior and am always in pursuit of learning more about why we do the things that we do, male and female. So ask me a question, for advice or comment...I welcome it all!
I question my finance’s loyalty and we are to be married next month, he/she has cheated in the past and I wonder if they will do it again”.
The excitement has left our relationship and I want to know how to get it back and remind them why we feel in love in the first place”.
Our sex life has become routine (based around David Letterman) and I want to spice it up”.
I do not know if I am with the right person, he/she is alright and will make a good husband/wife…but shouldn’t there be more than comfort and stability?”
I have been cheating on my girl/boyfriend/fiancé and am having doubts”.
I have horrible luck with women / men and am wondering what I may be doing wrong.
I can't figure him / her out!
Questions about work, friends, situations, family...anything you can think of.
My husband/wife would like to introduce farm animals to our lovemaking, where do you go about finding promiscuous sheep?”.
I think it’s romantic to marry my blow-up doll, but my family seems to think that it’s ‘weird’…is my love wrong?”.
I wish we would go back to the days where you could club someone on the head and drag them back to your cave”. (Please look up: Neanderthal, which you are and stay distracted while I contact the authorities…thank you, someone call 911).
If I divorce my wife, will she still be my sister?” (This is for those in the DEEP south, you know who you are! Disclaimer: if you are from the Deep South, I am not saying you would marry your kin, it was a joke).
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