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Dayz Characterz Analogiez

Have you ever wondered what characters Salemites would be if they stepped into the cartoon rhelm? Okay, so I have a lot of free time, but I made a list. I know some of these aren't cartoons, but if you think about it, they might as well be!

Roman & John: The Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers- They are always 'on a mission' to 'save people'.

Roman: Garfield- Roman is a pigger. Garfield eats a lot. Same difference. (That's for you, Marcia!)

John: a G.I. Joe- any one will do. John looked like one in the jungle!

Marlena: Aurora from 'Sleeping Beauty'- Let's face it, Marlena is a *pretty* boring person!

Kristen: The Mad Hatter- Need I elaborate? And who builds a secret room? Oh, I know....

Stefano: Jafar from 'Aladdin'- He was a mean, ugly sorcerer, but a smart one at that. The same thing goes for Stefano.

Peter: Iagu from 'Aladdin'- Jafar's sidekick. He tries to be good, but after a point, it just doesn't work. Sound familiar?

Jack & Jenn: Jasmine and Aladdin- Aladdin's from the wrong side of the tracks and so is his father. Jasmine, on the other hand, is a princess and should marry someone in their own social status.

Dr. Rolf: Dexter from 'Dexter's Labotory'- The kid is crazy and screams a lot.

Carrie & Mike: Simba and Nala from 'The Lion King'- They've known each other all their lives and are best friends. Then they grow up and get together. It all falls to plan.

Craig & Ali: Belle and the Beast from 'Beauty and the Beast'- He was a mean, controling monster until a girl came into his life and changed his view on things and taught him what it was like to really love.

Freako & Bo: the two stupid dogs from '2 Stupid Dogs!'- Does this really need an explanation?

Mickey & Shawn: John and Max from 'Grumpy Old Men'- They never get any lovin', their family is screwed up, and the fishing season's bad. Can you blame them?

Vivian & Ivan: Pinky and the Brain- I'm not sure who's who, but it works. Except instead of taking over the world, it's just Titan.

Taylor: Dilbert from the cartoon strip- She has to work under Kate. She has to clean toilets. She has to be in the same building as Nicole. Isn't that sick?!

SG: Ariel from 'The Little Mermaid'- She swims in the swamp all day and you think she can't talk, BUT then we all learn that her vocabulary is quite extensive.

Lexie & Abe: Roger and Jessica Rabbit from 'Who Framed RR?'- He's a goofball. He works for SPuD. She is the smart, sexy business woman (even if Jessica did work as a dancer!)

The Seven Dwarfs:

Bashful: Belle- the only storyline she had was as a baby. Since then she hasn't mumbled a word.

Doc: Abby- The smart one, she will follow in the steps of Uncle Mikey.

Dopey: Austin- His brain is the size of a 2yr old, which qualifies him as a kid, and the fact that he's a 28yr old with a 2yr old brain qualifies him as dopey.

Grumpy: Will- Wouldn't you be grumpy if your 'dad' was Dopey, your mom is Satan, and your real dad is a geek?

Happy: Brady- He's happy because his favorite cartoon characters are Chip and Dale.

Sleepy: Phillip- That's all he ever does in that attic.

Sneezy: Shawn-D- He must be allergic to his parents, that's why they're never around.

Mike, Austin, and Lucas: Hanson- Three bothers struggling to make it.

Carrie, Debra, Margo, April, and Robin: The Spice Force 5- All five have been 'Mike's' girls. (Hey, where's the sign-up sheet?)

Kate, Laura, and all the other meddling moms of Salem: MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (oops... that slipped)

Zoe (M/C's first kid): Bambi- Because the actress that potrays the character has the same name. hehehe

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