I know I haven't known you very long,
and I shouldn't be asking you for this so soon,
but I really need it badly.

I haven't had it for a while
and I can almost feel it
going in good and hard
and coming out nice and soft.

If you would do this for me no one would ever know.

I am sure you can satisfy my needs
and I'd be very grateful if you would.

I am very desperate and I need your help.

You must think by now,
that I have a lot of nerve
But I can feel my tongue wrapping around it
and sucking out all of the juices until its very dry.

I am not going to beat around the bush any longer

so I ask you...

Do you have a piece of gum?