• Hungry
  • Viagra And Then Some
  • Viagra

  • Hungry

    A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast...bacon, eggs,
    perhaps a slice of toast? Grapefruit with coffee to follow?

    He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off
    My appetite."

    At lunch time she asks if he would like something. A bowl of homemade
    soup, maybe, with a cheese sandwich? Perhaps a plate of snacks and a
    glass of milk?

    He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off
    My appetite."

    Come tea time, she asks if he wants anything to eat. She'll go to the
    Cafe and buy him a burger. Maybe a steak and cheese pie? Pizza?
    Or a tasty Stir fry that would only take a couple of minutes?

    He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off
    My appetite."

    "Well," she says, "would you mind getting off me? I'm starving!"

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    Viagra And Then Some

    With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs
    oriented towards improving the performance of men in today's society.

    DIRECTRA - a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips
    caused 72 percent of them to stop and ask directions when they got lost,
    compared to a control group of 0.2 percent.

    PROJECTRA - Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to
    actually finish a household repair project before starting a new one.

    CHILDAGRA - Men taking this drug reported a sudden, overwhelming urge to
    perform more child-care tasks - especially cleaning up spills and
    "little" accidents.

    COMPLIMENTRA - In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men
    administered this drug noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle.
    * Currently being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing
    new clothing.

    BUYAGRA - Married and otherwise attached men reported a sudden urge to
    buy their sweeties expensive jewelry and gifts after talking this drug
    for only two days. Still to be seen: whether the drug can be continued
    for a period longer than your favorite store's return limit.

    NEGA-VIAGRA - Has the exact opposite effect of Viagra. Currently
    undergoing clinical trials on sitting U.S. presidents.

    NEGA-SPORTAGRA - This drug had the strange effect of making men want to
    turn off televised sports and actually converse with other family

    FLATULAGRA - This complex drug converts men's noxious intestinal gases
    back into food solids 1000 . Special bonus: Dosage can be doubled for long car

    FLYAGRA - This drug has been showing great promise in treating men with
    O.F.D. (Open Fly Disorder). Especially useful for men on Viagra.

    PRYAGRA - About to fail its clinical trial, this drug gave men in the
    test group an irresistible urge to dig into the personal affairs of other
    people. Note: Apparent overdose turned three test subjects into "special

    LIAGRA - This drug causes men to be less than truthful when being asked
    about their sexual affairs. Will be available in Regular, Grand Jury and
    Presidential Strength versions.

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    In pharmacology, all drugs have a generic name:
    Tylenol is acetamophen, Aleve is naproxen, Amoxil is amoxicillin, advil is abuprofen, and so on..........

    The FDA have been looking for a generic name for Viagra, and has annouced that it has settled on mycoxafloppin. Also considered were mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix and of course, ibepokin...

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