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A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast...bacon, eggs,
perhaps a slice of toast? Grapefruit with coffee to follow?
He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off
My appetite."
At lunch time she asks if he would like something. A bowl of homemade
soup, maybe, with a cheese sandwich? Perhaps a plate of snacks and a
glass of milk?
He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off
My appetite."
Come tea time, she asks if he wants anything to eat. She'll go to the
Cafe and buy him a burger. Maybe a steak and cheese pie? Pizza?
Or a tasty Stir fry that would only take a couple of minutes?
He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off
My appetite."
"Well," she says, "would you mind getting off me? I'm starving!"
With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs
oriented towards improving the performance of men in today's society.
DIRECTRA - a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips
caused 72 percent of them to stop and ask directions when they got lost,
compared to a control group of 0.2 percent.
PROJECTRA - Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to
actually finish a household repair project before starting a new one.
CHILDAGRA - Men taking this drug reported a sudden, overwhelming urge to
perform more child-care tasks - especially cleaning up spills and
"little" accidents.
COMPLIMENTRA - In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men
administered this drug noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle.
* Currently being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing
new clothing.
BUYAGRA - Married and otherwise attached men reported a sudden urge to
buy their sweeties expensive jewelry and gifts after talking this drug
for only two days. Still to be seen: whether the drug can be continued
for a period longer than your favorite store's return limit.
NEGA-VIAGRA - Has the exact opposite effect of Viagra. Currently
undergoing clinical trials on sitting U.S. presidents.
NEGA-SPORTAGRA - This drug had the strange effect of making men want to
turn off televised sports and actually converse with other family
members.
FLATULAGRA - This complex drug converts men's noxious intestinal gases
back into food solids
1000
. Special bonus: Dosage can be doubled for long car
rides.
FLYAGRA - This drug has been showing great promise in treating men with
O.F.D. (Open Fly Disorder). Especially useful for men on Viagra.
PRYAGRA - About to fail its clinical trial, this drug gave men in the
test group an irresistible urge to dig into the personal affairs of other
people. Note: Apparent overdose turned three test subjects into "special
prosecutors."
LIAGRA - This drug causes men to be less than truthful when being asked
about their sexual affairs. Will be available in Regular, Grand Jury and
Presidential Strength versions.
In pharmacology, all drugs have a generic name:
Tylenol is acetamophen, Aleve is naproxen, Amoxil is amoxicillin, advil is abuprofen, and so on..........
The FDA have been looking for a generic name for Viagra, and has annouced that it has settled on mycoxafloppin. Also considered were mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix and of course, ibepokin...
