Strats (9-20)That sounds like the plan!!! Then We can ALL gang UP on FUD!!! LMAO
sweetladybass Sun 10:28: I know I am too old, tough and stringy for the gators... they would not care for me!
K©BRA Sun 10:29: If the gators ain't gonna bite you what makes you think we would NNBBHH
sweetladybass Sun 10:30: LMAO... oh, never mind... I will just close my eyes, and the gators will never see me
spinnerbait Sun 10:31: slb they can here the air whistking threw your head they will find you easy that way they are used to fnding blondes like that
poe/IL Sat 09:15: Last and final offer OT.... whatever Strats bids plus my TR-20 for the tallest one in your boat LOL
Ole Troll Sat 09:16: heck SOLD poe!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO
poe/IL Fri 10:47: LOL... Strats.. Louis is gonna disprove the theory BLONDES HAVE MORE FUN... LOL. GATORS do LMAO.. WITH BLONDES
DAN/FL - Plan # 1 Completed !!! ... Slick had to wait about 1 1/2 hrs to get me on the phone ... She is a little HOT !
Ole Troll Fri 19:42: 5 BIMBOs in Orlando = a Big BIMBO AirBag LOL there goes the good weather LMAO
heres some help for rally coming up!doodle Sat 23:15: he told me he was gonna use me for bait on Sunday. That is when hehad mescheduled LOL doodle Sat 23:15: I mean real worms LMAO
sweetladybass Sat 23:15: LOL @ worms
sweetladybass Sat 23:15: he told me he was gonna auction me off and feed me to the gators
doodle Sat 23:14: maybe get his hat and put some worms in it or something LOLdoodle Sat 23:17: All of us females need to get him!
doodle 23:19: Ron if you are there, you better not tell OT we are gonna get him. I know Ron is lurking LOL doodle Naw, on second thought, it is past his bedtime LOL doodle : SLB, I bet he is lurking LMAO doodle Sat of course, he will be fighting so it'll take a lot of us to hold on to him LMAO doodle Sat All of us females need to get him and throw him into the lake LOL sweetladybass I dont know... but they should be!... and he has those bugs
poe/IL - OK OT.. its settled.. not more bids. I get SUS.... you get the "BEAR"... LOL.. all bidding is closed on that one. POST IT
poe/IL - LOL @ OH SANDY.. ROTFLMAO... SHE SAYS SHE IS GOING TO CHURCH OT.. GET YOUR HAT AND COAT... lamo.... Good luck BUTTIE.. a deal is a deal..
DAN/FL - Brian/tx you still flying into Palm Springs ?
bri/tx - don't know where Bob was sendin me
DAN/FL - if you are going to Rally it would be better to fly into West Palm Beach,FL LOL
DAN/FL - about 3000 miles closer to rally !
DAN/FL - Wong Way/tx ...... ROTFLMAO
DAN/FL - OT ! Shhhhhhh ! don't tell everyone that bri/tx got ticket to CA instead of Fl for Rally !
splash - WHAT he didn't do that no wonder wrong way a$$ backwards is what that is
DAN/FL - Splash ! the ticket was cheaper to CA than Fl !
splash - Bri your not blond are you sounds like a blond joke story
DAN/FL - Boy bri/tx !!!!!!!! IT IS GOING TO BE A LONG RALLY FOR YOU !
DAN/FL - JJ even gets tickets to the right state !
DAN/FL - now I see why all the Texan's want the rally in TX so they don't get lost !
Tactics
keith - what tactics can u use in the rally
Ole Troll - tactics ? LOL lots of rope on the BIMBOs anckles, anything legal in a regular tourney LOL bad boating BIMBOs a must - tackle tampering, pushing in water are .accepted and miss netting fish is a must for Dano & Flippin
Proper Dress
Troller/ont. - is there a dress code this year, or anything goes.
Ole Troll - yea Halloween
Ole Troll - ok what is the rally bet?
33/fla - TELL HIM DANNY!!!!!!
DAN/FL - who will pull the best trick on the others ..bimbo's or us men !
Ole Troll - Oh I hear a BET ¿ LMAO HOW MUCH ?
Ole Troll - sus & slb have to flip a coin for TM after Slick falls in the water !
Julie a/k/a Gladiator's Bimbo - Bon not falling this time
JJ - I have 2 dollars and 50 cents !
Ole Troll - we will see Pinkie - put your money up !
JJ - My $$ is on you going in the water, OT!
Ole Troll - take more then $2.50 to get me off the motor JJ
Julie - I'll take that bet,JJ!!
Julie - And while barb's helping Strats, I can help Dano!
Julie - Strats is lucky, barb, he's in your condo. You can help him 24 hrs. a day!
Julie - Just call us the BIMBO BIG O HELP BRIGADE
DAN/FL - Big O BIMBO's is Right !
doc33/FLA - JJ is assigned to KOB!
Bon - OK Doc - your assignment is to always get Danny's Cigs for him when he ask
Bon - Remember - better to stomp the pack just once - makes a nice compact presentation
Julie - Not to worry on rally, Bon!! Having dano live with us for about 3 months has given me "inside" harrassment info!
doc/33 - WE CAN USE THAT JULIE!
Julie - Heck, barb, we can dispense with top & dano in less than five minutes!
Julie - Barb & I can handle him with ease and JJ is icing on the cake!
slb - just wait till rally... I will give you scary!
ProBass Sweeper - We need to think of a way to get back at Dano this year!!
doc/33 - gotta get the topman there so i can pay him back!
doc/33 - julie.....we have to have BIMBO conference call real soon
slb - Rick... I will take care of you at rally!
JJ - Beware of Ole Trolls with live wells full
JJ - OT.....you better walk softly and carry a BIG stick at Rally!
JJ - Go ahead, yuk it up Bob....you'll get yours
doccie/33 - think of me.......in with KOBRA STRAT and TOP!!...have pity!!! LMAO
Magoo - if I manage to show up for the rally you WILL be sorry!
Julie - True, dano!! Are you SURE you still want to go?
Julie - Bon's been training me in the fine art of "Fetching for Dan"!
poe/IL - OH wait till I see Kathy at the Rally.. If I live long enough.. I'm gonna drowned her..
poe/IL - Just putting some live crabs in JJ's coconuts
JJ - That does it, OT...you're dog meat come Rally!!!! LMAO Wag Wag Wag
DAN/FL - "All is Fair"... This is not a Team Event ! NNBBHH
K©BRA - The *HELP* hasn't even begun yet!
NitroNoviceTx - lets just put the whoe rally in one room
DAN/FL- ALL BIMBO'S WILL BE BACK IN LINE & OBEYING AFTER THE RALLY
NitroNoviceTx - this time next week will be roasting BIMBOs on a spit
K©BRA - Just remember one thing NN
K©BRA - What don't kill ya makes you stronger!
spinnerbait - 11 days till hangout BIMBOs are gaterbait
extreme - total confusion for JJ..put her in round room and tell her to sit in corner
spinnerbait - her addy is denayc@yahoo.com send for help slb you wont get much from that BIMBO
Flippin - some BIMBO's may throw dynamite but don't worry just lite "IT" and throw "IT" back
SJCheryl - not fare not fare my tv went poof. bruce said we can either get new tv or cancle vaction. boy he needs good kick
wfa - De plane de plane!
DAN/FL - NN ! if you walk up to Slick & jap slap her the first day the rest will leave you alone !
NNTx - somehow I feel that dano's advice could get me into trouble (just before I die)
top/nh - I have the truck scales coming into the rally - gonna have a real BIMBO weigh-in
ww/tx - pink fishing outfit bear, with a couple of pink fishing rods, short ones, with the ears on them
ww/tx - uses those little floats that look like cartoon commercials,,,,,,,,,,mickey mouse, donald duck,,,,,,oh and her favorite, goofy
Julie - BRIAN YOU ARE DEAD MEAT
Julie - You may be missing an ear or two after rally, bri
sweetladybass - Barb... can I watch when you strangle Top at the rally?
33/FLA - i'm sellin tickets slb
JJ - cockroaches don't bother me
Julie - Palmetto bugs MUCHO BIGGER than cockroaches, JJ
Mel/FL - won't do ya much good Ron... since OT won't live through rally
poe/IL - Your right JJ.. she is like a little Chiwawa... (sp).. one of the fruity mexican dogs... A NIPPER..
poe/IL - are so SHORT SH*T
Strats@Wurk - Yea... Right!!! Only thing shorty could corner on me is my KNEE !
DAN/FL - Strat ! You ever hear of a "squirrel" up a pants leg ?
Strats@Wurk - I've Already packed my shinguards & Snake gaiters Dano... SHe can't harm me @ ALL!!!! LMAO!!!
Strats@Wurk - wowsie wowsie woo woo!
Strats@Wurk - I KNEW that!!! "IT's" just that "Anklebiter" I have to look out for!
33/FLA - oh now strat.....you needn't be too afraid.....I won't hurt you!
Strats@Wurk - I think the ONLY thing I might REMOTELY be worried about is those "TATARS"!
Julie - You won't make it to the "eating" stage,
33/FLA - STRAT..........practice this.........."U-N-C-L-E"
Strats@Wurk - I got sumthin you can practice on!
poe/IL - Leaving the "BEAR" home.. Airlines don't like transporting large pets..
DAN/FL - Strat ! Why does Shorty keep going around the house rubbing her hands together & saying "Strats Time is Coming " ?
Strats@Wurk - Tell her to bring her "Stepladder" with her Dano!!! Or I guess she could sit on Jule's shoulders!
Magoo - OMG WHERE would I list her? www.ebay.com/magsMOM/weirdstuff.html
angeldoc33/FLA - gotta keep my guard up since i'm gonna be spendin rally with moe and curly
doc33/FLA - if TOP shows up....i'll have to get help from the other BIMBOs
DAN/FL - Great !!!!!!!!! the BIMBO's are in trouble already !
Ole Troll - you need a ride Fran I need more Gatorbait
Fran - no thanks Louis LOL you wouldn't drive that far to pick me up anyway
Fran - are you ready for the rally?
Fran - got your swimming and rain gear ready?
Ole Troll - yep have gatorbait lined up
Fran - that may be all that is in the O... gators
NitroNoviceTx - will open boot next to tar and feather booth
NitroNoviceTx - Walley World has a sale on suppper soakers
NitroNoviceTx - then got two "heavy duty" ones besides
NitroNoviceTx - 6.00 ea - couldnt resist bargin got 4
top/nh - Hey buddy - you could paint her black and white and use her as a buoy marker on the Big O
K©BRA - LMAO @bouy
K©BRA - Pretty soon shorty will be calling her shorty
DAN/FL - Doc will be the Shortest person @ the Rally over 9 years old !
Ole Troll - hey 201 I'll trade you a BIMBO GatorBait at the Rally for that set of 200 heads
TXstratos201 - if I show up, I will be sure to bring the heads with me, then!
sweetladybass - 201... you will keep you a$$ in Texas where it belongs!!
K©BRA - OT give them BIMBOs lots of cheese whiz before you take em out makes them like oreos for gators
sweetladybass - Kobra... I know we don't need your opinion in this.
GatorBaiter II - Gators just love Canadian BIMBOs
sweetladybass - I might adopt Louis if he is good at the rally...
Magoomus - Poe, I'll tell you what.... in the interest of your own safety.... Craig and I will use your boat and you can use the much safer little blue
Magoomus - I really LIKE little blue.... I just don't want my friend to get hurt in a big fast boat... I will take that risk on his behalf
niffty - slb,no license needed for senior citizens
Ole Troll - which letter you not understand
Ole Troll - BAIT DON'T NEED A LICENSE
TXstratos201 Wed 19:41: trophy attendees don't need a license either
SnaggedUpSue - I'M NOT BAIT!
sweetladybass - what do you mean bait?
Ole Troll - which letter you not understand
top/nh - Doc throws her lips out all the time!
doccie33/FLA - uhhhhh........speakin of thrown out!!!!don't ferget which condo you are stayin in toppie!
Magoomus - If I do not get to go to the rally you are gonna see some SERIOUS POUTING!
doccie33/FLA - WE GOT PLANS FOR YOU TOPPIE!
doccie33/FLA - come to rally...and find out!
doccie33/FLA - we have specific assignments!
top/nh - You have assignments..... we have targets!
top/nh - And you have a big BULLSEYE on you Doc!
Ole Troll - Oh I can see a real long year coming for Chicken Top if he don't make the rally
top/nh - You and the rest of your tribal BIMBOs couldn't plan anything to get me Doc
DAN/FL - The SECRET Stuff came in for the BIMBO's for the Rally !
Ole Troll - JJ will be in the nut house after one night after I talk to Donnie Mac
Ole Troll - Oh we have plans for JJ's retraining
Mel/Fl - pre-rally dunking Julie!! ( just as soon as Strat gets there)
Mel/Fl - Oh good... pre-motel dunking too! Sleep ALOT before you get here Strat!
Stratosman - BITE ME Jules!
Stratosman - BITE ME Shorty!
Stratosman - Better start eating your wheaties now SHorty!
Julie - YUK much rather kiss a fish, strat!
Mel/Fl - I have a BIG ladder now!
Stratosman Sat 17:33: I heard that!!! Guess you got tired of biting poe's ankles huh Shorty? Stratosman - I'll have my Super soaker backpack on!
JJ - ** NN tarred and feathered at rally **
Julie - Yep, NN, right next to the Get Your Picture Taken with an Ole Troll booth!
DAN/FL- "duck" !!!!!!!! That is what OT will be doing when Slick gets to Rally this year !
NitroNoviceTx - super glue on boots?
Magoo - yeah call my MOM
JJ - There ya go, Magoo!!! LMAO However, I was thinking about a telethon!
Magoo - Send all money in advance... then maybe we can afford to come to rally
JJ - (that way she has to be at rally)
Julie - BIMBO BOOKIES!
Julie - Wag Wag Wag Princess Parade!
JJ - I'm not holding the money this year!! Magoo can !
SUS - Three against one, pretty good odds, I'd say, JJ!
Magoo - with a power washer hose around his neck is likely...
Bon - Tell Poe to buy stock in Hospital near Big O -- figure the DIMBO's will run up quite a bill
BOB R/FL - did y'all hear.... CBS is comming to the 2000 rally for survivor Part II
K©BRA - Thinking about putting washdown pump on the boat with a turrent LMAO
NitroNoviceTx - i heard the gurls talking about arming themselves - better not take any chances LOL
K©BRA - Better get one for each hand LMAO
NitroNoviceTx - doing good, went to wally world other day and saw super soakers fo $9.50 LOL
Ole Troll - I can just see Shorty, Squirt,Pinkie & Slick says huggie huggie kissie kissie to the gators
Ole Troll - poor gaturs will say yuck!!
Strats - Think I'll just bring my "Body Armor" and call "IT" a day!
Ron/Oh - I am gonna troll my BIMBO in a couple weeks
Flippin - *i* am taking Notes!
DAN/FL - Only thing you can troll at the Rally are BIMBOs !
DAN/FL - This Rally is called .....GET EVEN TIME !
slb - whatever you tell me Buck... I will believe it
win - Warren, wear the dress and walk street. You'll make enough money to make it to Rally.
Ole Troll Fri 21:36: won't be any bother - taking a gross for the BIMBOs LMAO
extreme Fri 21:37: LMAO@ gross..have had them things crawl in bed with me while at motels down there...dont like em
Ole Troll Fri 21:38: well these are males LOL only like BIMBOs LMAO
Ole Troll Fri 21:39: only have 38 to catch and train LOL
extreme Fri 21:38: LMAO@ searchin for cave
extreme Fri 21:39: LMAO@ train...train for what?? wash boat?? LOL
Ole Troll Fri 21:41: na to follow the BIMBOs and show up in funny places LMAO
extreme Fri 21:41: like shower and tackle boxes?? LMAO
extreme Fri 21:44: opps, i forgot..bimboas dont shower and they SURE dont knwo how to use a tackle box LMAO
Ole Troll Fri 21:44: I think I'm almost all set on the small fast "pets"! lol
Ole Troll Fri 21:44: 1 group for shower,1 group for potties, 1 group for food, 1 group for cloths, 1 group for boats, 1 group for their tackle, 1 group for beds and the last group for the ride back to their house , 1 dozen extra for Pinkie and the Biggest & Fastest painted Gold for Magoo lol
"NEWS FLASH" - DEA PLANS A RAID ON DAN'S ROOM IN EARLY MORNING HOURS !
Ole Troll - I PROMISE to "HELP" Dan eat Dinner at the Rally !
brian/tx - I might not survive rally Poe, you might need a new guide, have to use R/T
poe/IL - grrrrrrrrr.. gonna have a fight at the rally.. Kathy gonna be the target..
BARB33/FLA - wait until the rally poe
K©BRA - You'll be beggin for mercy at the rally
Julie - Yep, a PINK BIMBO Republic Flag!
Julie - Come rally, they'll see the Three Princesses blast off, leaving the 3 DIMBO on shore!! ROTFLMAO
Mel/FL - **makes note... spare boat keys hidden for rally
Julie - Thanks for the tip, Mel. Will put spare boat keys with the tackle shelter key they don't know about!!
poe/IL - Crap.. I get my hands on that BLONDE BOMB I'm gonna wring her scrawney little neck
Ole Troll - makes note to sneak up on mags at the rally
Magoomus - Louis, if I was you I'd be hoping my Mom throws a fit and I don't make it to the rally
NitroNoviceTX - sounds like rally is gonna require a lot of socks
Magoomus - Louis if you seriously have a box of bugs for me I will dedicte my life to making you pay and pay and pay
TXstratos201 - anyone needing to know the right lure/technique to use at Rally 2000 please send $5 and self addressed envelope (with stamp) to me
redrangerlady - OT.. I hear your having a BIMBO boat at rally got room for one more
K©BRA - Hope they put some water back in Big O for
Julie - However, *i* says he doesn't want me to go "armed" so might have to smuggle my weapon
sweetladybass - Rick... you had better be careful at rally!... LOL
Flippin - SECRET !!
Julie - Hurricane ? Great ... maybe will blow OT so far south, won't have to worry about him at rally! LMAO
Ole Troll - Well JJ all I can say is that Donnie Mac will be "REBORNED" after the rally LMAO
K©BRA - Got a special meeting with Donnie Mac at rally planned
Flippin - No, *i* let the palmetto bugs do you Maggie.. that was for the Red One!!!
NitroNoviceTX - p-bugs mmmmmm delicious
AirsOne - heard ad33 tripped over a cordless phone
Magoomus - We'll have to see... I kind of doubt it this year though... Frankly I don't want anything to do with OT's bugs
NitroNoviceTX - palmettos?
Magoomus - LOL those are the ones
Julie - Nah, JJ, I'll sneak ya in *i*'s tackle store!!
JJ - ok...then won't buy rally tackle here!! LOL
JJ - LMAO@free pass to *i* tackle
K©BRA - Well I vote *NO* for handicapping at the rally
Ole Troll - SECRET JJ ROTFLMAO
K©BRA - More crunch in your lunch
K©BRA - Palmetto bug samiches for JJ
JJ - Look at me, OT...do I look like I need help eating?
Ole Troll - makes NOTE to catch JJ some live Flys !
K©BRA - Oh boy here we go LOL
Ole Troll - maybe we should "HELP" JJ eat like I "HELP" Dano eat at the rally LMAO
JJ - Hope there is a dryer at the condos!!
K©BRA - Got a feeling every suit you put on is gonna be wet JJ
Ole Troll - ok Pinkie we can talk about our plans for you now LMAO Oh sorry they are SECRET can't do that
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