FINAL REPORT

This is the FINAL REPORT of the PBCIC

AS OF: Oct 1, 2001

It is at the pleasure of the PBCIC ( Pro Bass Chat Investigative Committee ) to report that the committee has; after many many hours of grueling research: found the whereabouts of the missing Pro Bass Chatters and others missing individuals over the past years.

Do to the expansiveness of our research we would like to submit the following exhibits.

Please Note : Where "UNKNOWN" is listed it's because of the mixture in the cans, they are still under study.

Please Report any missing persons to PBCIC.

EXHIBIT A

Canned Remains

1) Jimmy Hoffa

2) JimC/Maine

3) UNKNOWN

4) UNKNOWN

5) SAV/NC

Deaths do to : blunt trauma, nail guns. speed bump removal and road kills.

EXHIBIT B

Canned Remains

6) UNKNOWN

7) TNAngler

8) UNKNOWN

9) UNKNOWN

10) A. Hilter

Deaths do to : blunt trauma, nail guns. speed bump removal and road kills.

EXHIBIT C

Canned Remains

11) Laywer - ( name unknown : identified by smell )

12) UNKNOWN

13) UNKNOWN

14) *FISH*

15) UNKNOWN

Deaths do to : blunt trauma, nail guns. speed bump removal and road kills.

PLEASE NOTE: OTHERS NAMES WILL BE ADDED AS THE DNA TESTS ARE COMPLETED !

That is if Glo doesn't feed don the unidentifiable remains from the remaining cans.

Also note that we found alot of empty cans at the processing plant !