Well you can make your own choices lmao
Mel/FL Wed 19:57: Dano lies
Fran - Dan....lying on a Sunday LOL
poe - No DAVE......your right..... DAN LIES.....
PH - maybe mels fish, Dan might not know how to run camera!
poe - DAN don't lie either........cept to avoid telling the truth
dave/centfla - don't wanna start huggin MEL as "MEL" is sometimes DAN!
Bon - Put a password on ICQ MEL and he cant open it LOL
MEL - I can do that Bon.....boy will he be upset!!!!!! LOL
DAN/FL Wed 16:57: i WANT A jOB !
JJ Thu 19:12: Me believe, Dan???? Now what do you REALLY think??? LMAO
Ron/Oh Wed 16:38: Does Dano always have a story?
DAN/FL - I have Julie trained real well now !
Julie - Words to live by ... NEVER TELL DANO A SECRET!
ww/tx - Dano speaks with forked tongue,,,,talked to Mel yesterday,,,, she gave me straight scoop on Dano!
JJ Fri 11:49: All I know is I won the bet with Dan and he won't live up to it!!!! ROTFLMAO
Julie Tue 14:21: YOU were handicapped???? I was in dano's boat!!! LMAO
Bon Sat 19:29: He is HIDING LMAO
redrangerlady Sat 23:06: you just jealous cause I got something in my head besides marbles
rrl - wheres the bug spray.. Have a big bug to destroy named DAN
poe - If I ever get rich & famous like DAN.. I'm gonna become a southerner too.. LOL.. and be a hypocrite.. LOL
doc/33 - Shorty is busy diaperin dan!
Julie - Geeze, poor Dan is delusional AGAIN!
poe - His is mentally challenged.... After all he owns a RangHER...
slb - it's for those not gifted in the intelligence department... like danny boy!
Magoo - that must be the day before DANs bath
poe -LMAO.... DAN is flustered.... stuttering
slb - dan is so simple... he doesnt want for much!
MEL - He is right now... tearing down another wall.... and it don't need to be!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO
top - You calling DAN a maniac, MEL?
Magoomus - Dan is a "freelance pouter"
sweetladybass - DAN really has a weak mind....he just calls it a bad back
sweetladybass - it is easy to mess over dan's mind... if it wasn't for mel, he would not know what to do or think
top - and DAN=Pout and Pouter!
JJ - Not speakin' to Dan ever again!!!
MEL - Was up all night trying to track Dan down Connie, had cops on his tail too! LOL
Bassman129 - Dan needs course on couth!
mikey - Gee is that Dependable Diaper Dan?
Magoomus - just giving Dano the facts... he's a bit confused
lynn Sun 15:00: Dano got same problem in florida that he had in indiana--------nick name fishless dan!!!!
Bon Sat 15:20: 10# - hmmmm - call 1-900-MUDFISH ask for Dano - sorry you talkin Bass - forget the number
ladybass - Dan - ** STUFF A SOCK IN IT! ** (AND A BIG ONE!!!!)
Sport Tue 20:36: shush dano!
redrangerlady Sun 21:00: WHINE THIS DAN
angeldoccie33/FLA Sat 19:33: OH DANNNNNNNNNNY!
JJ - My MASTER says I can only talk to MASTER's....that would be *i*,poe, Kobra, Warren and top!
K©BRA - Be serious Dan nobody has ever accused you of being SMART
BON - Fool ya? Not hard to to----remember Danny Boy---best to let everyone think you a fool than to open your mouth and confirm it !
Bon - OH DAN-------come out from under your rock
Kathy - Dan! I think you are really in for it this time!
slb - DAN get back in your hole... no one has let you out this morning!
slb - dan... you are always sick!
slb - LOL... dan... BEG!
slb - but ya look so cute when you are beggin dan!
Julie - Danny ..... BIMBO This!!!!
JJ - You're fired, Dan!!! LOL
JJ - RUN DAN, YOU BIG CHICKEN!!!! ROTFLMAO
sweetladybass - LOL... poot.... at least i have a mind.... it is a shame you where hiding when they were passing them out
sweetladybass - dont forget your pacifier dan!
sweetladybass - oh my gosh.... he has arrive... dan, did mel let you out of the crib so you could play?
Kathy - Here we go again....BITE ME!!!!
Mel/FL - Dan's busy... didn't finish his honey-do list today!
Julie Mon 17:57: Not to worry, OT, I have pic!!! Dano caught zilch LMAO
Julie Mon 17:57: In fact, dano wanted to try out his new flippin stick ... tried like heck to catch a pickerel he could see in the water LMAO
JJ Wed 16:52: I'm not cleaning up after DAN!!
Warren/tx Fri 07:04: Dan don't need brains..he has Mel for that
Bon Sat 19:29: MEL is Texas and STILL OUT FISHES HIM!
JJ Wed 19:42: Gee..I've outfished Dan too!
Bon Sat 19:30: SEEM THE "I WAS GUIDING" excuse just went out the window!
dave/cfl Tues 10:43: can't type LOLing too hard @ DAN the guide!
poe - LOL @ DAN the guide... Why... ya looking for FLOATERS
poe - DAN eats sleeps & stirs mostly.....Oh....and nets FLOATERS
slb -what would you know dan... you are always at the end of the line!
poe - 1-800-FLOATERS
*flipz* - ** RUMOR has it Dan caught a WHOPPER...** MUDFISH !
Bassman129 - You mean Dan can cut bait and fish too?
Julie - Yep, strat, Dan needs some of Kobra's fishes .... Mel & I caught em all out from under him !
poe - I know DAN can't catch fish......He's a FLOATER MAN
poe - MEL did OK huh..I know DAN didn't.......all he looks for is FLOATERS...
*i* - when they are jumping in the boat, even Dan can catchem!
extreme - maybe Dan is explaining to Mel why he needs another ?*@*^% fishing rod....cause the last 3 havent caught any fish
fishinfool247/cal - no dan needs help LOL
Ron - I can bluff better than DANo!
K©BRA - Brain overload Dan ?
Julie - We were running the channel out to Farm 13 ... us first, then RC & Kat, then Dan & Mel .... Dan had to flag us all to stop .... seems his motor was cutting out cause HE LEFT THE PROP LOCK ON!!! Kathy & RC had to get behind him and after some great acrobatics and without falling off HER boat, Kathy managed to release ole poot's prop lock!
viper - Didnt JJ teach Dan how to catch big fish?
JJ - Of course I tried to teach Dan....but he's not the model student!
Noccy/AZ - When I want Dan's opinion, I'll give it to him!! LMAO
Mel - Can't ......Dan still doing laundry!
Bon - DAN-go eat--take nap--play with power tools so MEL can call 911 again
Bon - Master "S" and it aint SIR
Bon - Dan cant even train himself to go the the bathroom
Louis - hey Steve - what the # of species Dan has to catch to go for the IGFA master angler award in Fl ?
Flippin - Dan, how many species of fish have you caught this trip???
DAN - COUNTING ! - DAN - 5
dave/centfla - mud,gar,warmouth,speck,& catfish......when we gonna catch a bass DAN?
win - Mel based on the Rally results, you could teach him something about fishing too. LOL
Missin' Mon 13:48: Due to Dan's lack of intelligence, I think he'll be perfect for the job!!!! LMAO!
MEL - doing pretty good now....was beating him at cards so he decided to take nap....LOL
Julie Tue 13:48: (Can't call my "boat host" my guide ... I've fished Rodman more than he has!! LMAO
Ron/Oh Tue 13:35: Dan, you dont possibly call what you do those other days "fishing" do you????
KOBRA Sun 20:14: Hey Louis when you see Dan tomorrow ask him if he beat my high score on his pinball
KOBRA Sun 19:56: It was an ugly thing Louis whooped him pretty good
lynn Wed 08:33: why is it everytime the word pickeral comes up dano gets silent?
George Tue 13:43: He talked about how he would put the BIMBO's to planting - the only thing that got planted was his butt in a chair as they gave him the maximum BIMBO-izing
Bon Mon 21:37: but Julie he has a great Guide Service -- Can pinpoint location withing 52 miles LOL
Julie Mon 21:38: ROTFLMAO (well bon you didn't have the guide with the 20 years experience LMAO)
Bon Mon 21:40: Nope sping --Dano's Guide Service was picking up shiners -- he just lost the STORE - missed by 52 miles
Bon Mon 21:44: No problem here Julie -- Dano the pickerel man
Julie - Have to check with *i* to make sure dan's fishing lesson doesn't make me lose the big one!
Ole Troll - Dan has a good coin trick but it doesn't work
redrangerlady - LOL@OT dont sound like a good trick to me.. does he swallow a quarter and wait for change
Julie - Dano doesn't "do" jokes, OT. Dano IS a joke!
poe/IL - DANNO.. I thought the weather would be perfect for you.. LMAO.. have all the fish washed up on the bank so your netting technique would work.
bassdiva/nj Sat 12:28: just think what condtion dan would be if mel was his age
NN/Tx Sat 12:30: scary thought is what mel would look like if she WAS dano's age
extreme Thu 18:47: 65.33.44.137.......65=dan's age...33=dan's wanna be age....44=age of corn on dan's foot....137=dan's hat size
Julie Sat 12:31: LOL@NN .... shiny runways on head where hair used to be!
Bon - Mike should know at Dans Age is big Misbehaving is Hiding his MEDICATION
BON - Darn even the cat has to be medicated to live with DAN
top - DAN - you sure you don't have any BIMBO blood in ya?
Julie - Dan's senile, JJ!
Julie - LMAO@Dan's floppy ears!
Julie - Poor Dan, trying to catch the little guy who turns on the light when he opens the refrigerator door!
Bon - Sorry to disappoint ya Danny Boy - they are counting AGE not IQ so you win the OLDIE BUT NOT GOODIE AWARD again!
lynn Fri 17:26: dr. took one look at dano-------smacked his mother!! LMAO
George - you talking to yourself Dan - not a good sign
Kathy - Planning Dan's outfit for the next Rally!
Magoomus - Uh-oh....what did I walk into?...talking about crotchless panties!
KOBRA - We're talking about dressing Dan up at the next rally Magoo
KOBRA -:how about getting DAN a Micral Bra?
Flippin Fri 09:34: well if he comes back in wearing Danõ's tutu we will know!!!
George Tue 13:44: bet he shows up with a new hairdo and knickers
Lynn Thu 11:33: i see your lunch out here in field rite now dano!!!!! flock of CROWS! LMAO
Lynn Thu 11:35: want me to bring some HOOSIER CROW dano?? be just like old home week!!
Bon - DAN.....................ES&D!
Ole Troll - well DAN says alot then has to eat his words ROTFLMAO
Kathy - Here we go again....BITE ME!!!!
DAN - well I had better run & eat this food Shorty fixed or the Dog will get it ! .... I Don't want the dog to Die !
Kathy - Bite Me Dan
lynn Wed 08:05: crow is on dano's menu for sunday dinner!!!!! LMAO
George Tue 13:40: Dan'o is so BIMBO-ized after the last couple of days the only thing he will be able to eat is oatmeal
DAN/FL Wed 11:19: I clean Naked ! LMAO
DAN /FL Mon 07:12: I guide *i* some !
DAN/FL Thu 11:25: Love is Grand ! /puke LMAO
DAN/FL Wed 10:04: don taught me to weigh fish !
DAN/FL Fri 07:31: I might catch you a fish tomorrow if you are nice today
Lynn Fri 07:31: only if you get extremely lucky! LMAO
DAN/FL Mon 08:22: I like to drive !
DAN/FL Fri 09:46: "Be Nice" I am a old man !
DAN - WE could tell her it was Top's idea !
DAN - ok ! I will tell her when she gets up ! Na ! maybe you should tell her !
DAN- I'm rambling...
DAN - have to be 55 to live here ! Makes Shorty 55 too ! LMAO
DAN - BIMBO's don't age as well as us Men !
DAN - DAN would NEVER LIE !
Ole Poot - Louis would never Lie
Ole Poot - I sold all Mels good Stuff real cheap this week at the sale so she is not to happy with me right now !
Ole Poot -I never confess to anything !
DAN - I trade Mel my nickles for her Susan B's !...... she needs something that doesn't weight as much !
DAN - I will be the young guy with the OLD woman !
DAN - DAN ! Now there is a fisherman !
DAN - Bon! Now theres a Bobber!
DAN - Julie ! now there is a fisherwoman if they are bitting on Pink Bussbait !
DAN - don ! say's he catches a lot of BIG fish but no one see them !
DAN - MLB ! stays to long at Rachel's to get a bit !
DAN - Billy If you see a Big dumby in a Big red dodge truck with a boat on back that will be me .. LOL
DAN - JJ ! puts to much "DUH" on her worms !
DAN - ooop's *Leaves to hide *
DAN - Yep......got lost!!!!
DAN/FL - You Ladies quit picken on me.... Pout
DAN/FL - I must of had a BIMBO moment
DAN/FL - Lights are always on but no one is HOME !
DAN - no ! I left my Prop Lock on when I took off but you can run with them on !
DAN - we went fishing last night & you cut my line on a new world record Bass ! I woke up mad as h*ll !
DAN - * Leaves to Pout Big Time *
DAN/FL Fri 08:51: besides I haven't fished Rodman to know what is going on so I won't charge someone coming from out of town for me to look for fish
DAN/FL Wed 13:03: well I didn't fish much let the BIMBO's do it sun but @ the Stick I will be BAD boating everyone !
DAN - I love shinners !
DAN/FL - I'm on the floor & can't get up !
I still have 8 unsearched pages of DIRT on Dan if there is any DOUBT about Danos new name lmao
I REST MY CASE ! ROTFLMAO