{~^~^ The date is 6/14/99. The location is unknown until the cameras open up live focusing at some arena. You can see a lot of cars parking around the arena. You also can see a several of FCA flags hanging up on the arena. Then the camera zooms to the marquee that is standing by the road that introduces the vehicles to the arena. The marquee blinks, "FCA…then…TONIGHT AT 7:30PM…then…TICKETS ARE FOR SALE ……", and it keeps repeating just like a loop. Finally, the cameras change the view. Now you can see the inside of the arena. There is a ring at the center of the building, and the crowd is around it. You also see a man standing in the center of the ring. As the camera zooms to that man, you start to hear an unfamiliar voice... ~^~^}
Joe Falloon:
Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to welcome you to the FCA. We are live from the Tim Jenkins Civic Center in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. I am Joe Falloon. Earlier today, the members of DeGeneration X asked me to do a favor for them. It is that they wanted me to start tonight's house show with them, so let me introduce you to DeGeneration X!{~^~^ Suddenly, the "DeGeneration X '' theme plays over the PA. Then the camera zooms to the entranceway. "Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels and Hunter Hearst Helmsley come out of the curtain and pause for a moment to listen good ovations from the fans. Both are wearing black DX shirts and blue jeans. HBK has the lollipop in his mouth. HHH is carrying a big 'Super Soaker' water gun. They walk down the aisle and enter the ring. They climb on each turnbuckle greeting the fans by giving a several of crotch chops. Joe Falloon tells them to come and stand by him. DeGeneration X look around the exciting crowd, and HBK gets close to Joe Falloon's hand because Falloon is holding the microphone. HBK takes out his lollipop out of his mouth, looks straight at Falloon, and starts to speak. ~^~^}
HBK
~^~^ Since we are here, why the hell are you here? Oh! Are you here because you thought that we will share you some chicks?! Well, you know that you are not talented and sexy enough to have some of our chicks! {HBK and HHH laugh, and Falloon seems so embarrassing. HBK then makes a fake sad face} Oh no, I am starting to feel so bad for you because I know that you can not help it that you are not a Sexy Boy! {The crowd chuckles, and Falloon starts to speak...}Joe Falloon:
{gets close to HBK's face} You shut up. You know that you are here to talk about your future in FCA and not about me. If you continue insulting me like that then I am going to have the president to kick you out of the building since you are not officially in FCA. If you want to be here then give some respects. You know that you have many rules to follow here.{~^~^ You can notice HBK covering his nose, waving his nose, gets the microphone from Fallon very slowly, gets away from Falloon, and speaks… ~^~^)
HBK
~^~^ I have a big, big, big question for you….when is the last time you brushed your teeth?!{~^~^ The crowd laughs very hard. HBK starts to cough a little bit because he can not stand Falloon's breath. ~^~^}
HBK
~^~^ Joe, why don't you let me to give you this lollipop because it may help your bad breath. {offers the lollipop, and Fallon turns the offer down} Come on!Joe Falloon:
{grabs the microphone from HBK} I suggest that you and your friend have to leave RIGHT NOW!HBK
~^~^ Well, we will leave if you suck it! {still offering the lollipop}Joe Falloon:
I said NO!(~^~^ Immediately, the members of DX cover their noses. ~^~^}
HBK
~^~^ God, someone has to get the rid of his breath!{~^~^ Suddenly, HHH drops his water gun, kicks in the groin of Joe Falloon, and gets him in the Pedigree position. A Pedigree! Joe Falloon is laying on the mat out cold. ~^~^}
HHH
~^~^ {picks up the microphone} Since he didn't brush his teeth, let us brush his teeth!{~^~^ HBK puts the lollipop in the mouth of Falloon. Then HHH picks up his water gun and shoots the water into the mouth! Then Falloon wakes up and coughs very hard. HBK jumps around the ring laughing his ass off. HHH picks up Falloon again and a Pedigree! HBK picks up the microphone. ~^~^}
HBK
~^~^ {laughing} Did you just see that?! {starts to be serious} Since the balls of Falloon are down, let me get down to serious business. Ass Master, since you think that you can take on me, then have your balls to be in the ring with me on this Sunday's Suicide. Otherwise, some men must be pumping your white ass in the back area since your ass is the master for MEN! So I guess that makes that you a FAGGOT! I mean how can women stick themselves into your ass since they don't have a thing, so I guess you are a faggot! {laughing and hopping around the ring} Oh! Please do not bring a guy friend of yours to the ring with you because I don’t want him attaching on me since I am just too sexy! {picks up the same lollipop that was laying on the mat} I can bring this stick because it must be big enough to go up in your ass, and you will feel the pain from it! {HHH taps on HBK's shoulder.} Yes, sir?{~^~^ HHH tells HBK to look at the entranceway then HBK and the fans turn their heads to the entranceway direction. The president of FCA, Dave Fenichel walks down the aisle, having a grumpy face, carrying a microphone, enters the ring, and speaks…~^~^}
Dave Fenichel:
What an irresponsible behavior you just had. You both are finished for tonight. So please leave.HBK
~^~^ Hey, first of all, why don't you go home and wake up your kids and tell them to put you in bed because you can not handle watching us! Also, FCA would never be cool if there is no DeGeneration X! And if you don't sign me a match against Ass Master for this Sunday's Suicide then I got two words for ya...
{~^~^ HHH walks and stands in the front of HBK looking at the president. HHH goes close to Fenichel's face and speaks…~^~^}
HHH
~^~^ All right, we will leave.{~^~^ HHH drops the microphone, stands straight, and gives Fenichel a SALUTE! Fenichel grins because HHH is paying him some respects. Then HHH changes his attitude and gives Fenichel a big, big, big "V" crotch chop!! HBK and HHH get out of the ring laughing their asses off. Fenichel is standing and having a ugly face because HHH screwed him when Fenichel thought that HHH gave him some respects. Wait a minute! DX is not done. When HBK and HHH are about to go through the curtain on the entranceway, HBK unzips his pants and moons at Fenichel! The crowd especially females are very shocked about what HBK just did! As DX finally exits, the fans are chanting, "DX, DX, DX". Fenichel is looking around the crowd and could not believe how the fans loved DX. Yeah, he still is having this ugly face. Finally, the scene fades out to commercial. ~^~^}
