{The clips begin. The "FCA House Show" theme begins and images of most of the wrestlers in the FCA are shown, reflecting in a star while the background is light blue. The "FCA House Show" logo races across the screen and a glimpse of the crowd today in the Sun Dome is seen. The fans are going crazy, screaming, waving signs in the air. The camera quickly zooms in on Craig Hahn, where he is seen sitting in the announcer's table.}
Craig Hahn: Hello fans, and welcome to another FCA action-packed event! We are live in the sold out Sun Dome in Tampa, Florida with 15,000 some fans to witness some great action! Later tonight, we will talk about the recently happenings in the FCA which will include last night's Sunday Night Turbulence. Especially The Rock and Liger for the World…
{Suddenly, the camera pans over to the entranceway, you see a FCA jobber, Ice Man racing down the ramp…}
Craig Hahn: What is happening?!…
{Ice Man runs toward the announcer's table, faces Hahn and speaks…}
Ice Man: He is here! He is here!
Craig Hahn: Who is he?!…Who?!…
Ice Man: I just saw him in the hall in the back…Hide me because I think that he is coming after me! Damn! Just hide me!
Craig Hahn: Will you please relax…I can help you if you answer my…
{Just then we hear a familiar theme……"Stone Cold's Theme" cranks out over the PA. The crowd jumps to its feet having their "puzzled" face as "Stone Cold" Steve Austin walks through the curtains.}
Craig Hahn: {his jaw starts to open so widely} Oh my!….
{Everyone starts to be very stunned to see Stone Cold standing on the platform. Wearing a black 3:16 tee shirt, blue jeans shorts, and black boots, Stone Cold walks down the ramp and gets inside the ring. He climbs on all of the four turnbuckles raising his hands. The crowd still is very shocked to see Stone Cold. Finally, Stone Cold grabs the microphone from the ring announcer. Ice Man runs away from the announcer's table and makes the way to the back. Stone Cold does not give a damn about him anyway.}
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin: Finally, it is time for the "New Era"! I am the "New Era"!
Craig Hahn: No. Dave Carter is…
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin: If y'all are wondering what the hell is the world's "toughest" son of b*tch doing here, well, here is damn answer…it is time for "Stone Cold" Steve Austin to go out and kick some @#$ and that is…"the bottom line"!
{The crowd cheers so loudly for the first time.}
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin: Well, Dave Fenichel…Dave Carter…whoever is damn president, look at me, what I got here…{takes some rolled papers out of his back pocket} What I got here is… a "contract" that will "officially" put me on the FCA roster if ya sign this "contract." Son, I already signed and rolled myself into the FCA, but all I need is your damn "signature".
{Stone Cold shows the document to the camera, and the camera zooms into it. Then the camera zooms back to Stone Cold.}
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin: Give me a "hell yeah" if ya want to see "The Rattlesnake" being on the FCA roster where he can kick some @#$ like you never seen before!
Audience: ""HELL YEAH""!!!
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin: After the president…whoever is he…sign this "contract", I am going to drink "A Hell of a Can of Whoop Ass"!!…And somebody ain't gonna stop me!
{Stone Cold puts the document back in his pocket.}
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin: It will go straight to the head office at the FCA headquarters tomorrow morning…
{Stone Cold pauses for a moment to think.}
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin: I would like to address that…there is a… "dumbest" son of b*tch in the FCA that is starting to "piss" me off. I have been watching him from the beginning of the FCA to right now…I got very sick of his boring "interviews" and the way he acts. I am referring to the man who "thinks" that he "entertains" millions and millions of his fans…"The Rock"!
{The crowd starts to be surprised when "The Rock" words are heard.}
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin: The Rock...if ya are watching this damn show, I command ya to look straight at my eyes…'cause I got to ask ya something…I challenge you to a match!…So I can take something that is very "rightfully" mine…the "World Title"!
{The crowd cheers so loudly when the "World Title" words are heard.}
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin: Let me tell you something, dead bastard. Ya know that it takes a "real" man to be the champ. As you know, I beat your @#$ twice in the World Wrestling Federation, once at Wrestlemania 15, once at Backlash and that is why I deserve a "title shot" in FCA. It also takes a "real" man to give somebody… who beat him twice… a "title shot"! Otherwise, he ain't a "real" man!….a "real" champ either!
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin: To edit your boring "Brahma Bull lines", I am going to have the bull to turn his horns side-wides and come toward me….That will be when I reverse that "son-of-bitch", so it will spear its horns right up your @#$!!
(The fans laugh and cheer so loudly.}
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin: Now, Bret "The Hitman" Hart!! Wait this very minute!…If ya want me to put a "S" in the front of HITMAN, give me a "hell yeah"!
{The audience had no choice and yells...}
Audience: ""HELL YEAH""!!!
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin: Shitman, where did ya go? After ya found out "The Rattlesnake" is making his way to the FCA, you immediately left the FCA whining and crying like a loser! We could have a rematch from our "un-finished" match at WWF Wrestlemania 13, but you blew the whole damn thing 'cause you are a loser! I am asking you to end your little "retirement", so I will pin you for one, two, three!! Son, if you ever come back, it is because of me.
{Stone Cold pauses for a moment to think.}
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin: No..No..No...No…
{Stone Cold pauses for a moment to think again and starts to smile...}
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin: What 'bout…"Stone Cold" Steve Austin gets his contract done and Bret "The Hitman" Hart gets out of his retirement, then it will be "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, The Rock" Rocky Maivia, Bret "The Hitman" Hart…"three former World Wrestling Federation champions" in a "triple threat" match for the "FCA World Title" on September 4th's Sunday Night Turbulence, and if it happens, you are looking at the next champ, and that is…"the bottom line…'Cause Stone Cold Said So"!!
{"Stone Cold" Steve Austin throws away the mircophone, climbs on all of four turnbuckles, and finally leave the ring to make his way to the back.}
Chris Hahn: Whoa! What an amazing performance by "Stone Cold" Steve Austin… on ICWA house show! Let us wait and find out what Dave Carter has to say! I can't wait! We need to take a break and do not you dare to go away…
{The scene fades to the commercial.}
