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Last Update: May 16, 2005
"One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass.
True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco
wound up on the news.
It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but the next week,
he did it again.
Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the
So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying
And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt !
You know you're gonna get this cat stuck in your ass too. Why
don't you knock it off ?"
And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get
the gerbil out ?"
My cousin was a weird guy."
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