These are some funny bumper stickers
1. I am only horny on the days that end in y.
2. Next time wave all of your fingers.
3. Horn broken. Watch for finger.
4. I SUFFER FROM C.R.S. CAN'T REMEMBER SHIT!
5. "No, mister Budweiser, I haven't had any officers tonight."
6. Spotted Owls: Taste like chicken
7. Your kid may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot.
8. My son beat up your honor sudent!
9. REMEMBER: 155MPH Saves Lives!!!
10. All generalizations are false.
11. Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control.
12. We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?
13. Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at Math.
14. It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.
15. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
16. Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
17. Montana -- At least the cows are sane!
18. I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
19. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
20. IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
21. Time is the best teacher ; unfortunately it kills all students.
22. It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
23. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill.
24. Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.
25. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
26. Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
27. Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
28. We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
29. Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.
30. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
31. Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes.
32. Puritanism: The haunting that someone, somewhere may be happy.
33. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
34. Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
35. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.....
36. There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.
37. Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
38. CAUTION: vehicle sometimes moves sideways. .
