French War Heroes
  by Jacques Chirac

How I faithfully and honorably served my country
  by Jane Fonda

My secret to youth and absolute beauty secrets
  by Janet Reno

How to build and fly your own airplane
  by John Denver

My Super bowl highlights
  by Carson Palmer and illustrated by Chad Johnson

Super Spying ~ the ways to cheat without detection
  by Bill Belichick

Things I truly respect and love about Bill
  by Hillary Clinton

My book of personal hygiene and intelligence
  by Osama Bin Laden

Total explanation of what I really mean by hope & change
  by Barack Obama

Things I can not afford to buy for myself
  by Bill Gates

Things I would absolutely not do for money
  by Dennis Rodman

My wild years
  by Al Gore

Guide to the Pacific ocean
  by Amelia Earhart

America's most respected and popular lawyers
  by author unknown

Detroit: A super travel Guide for tourists
  by author unknown

A collection of motivational speeches
  by Dr. J. Kevorkian

All the men I have loved before
  by Ellen de Generes

Total and complete rational thinking
  by Steven Baldwin

Guide to proper dating etiquette
  by Mike Tyson

Spotted Owl recipes
  by the EPA

The Amish phone book
  by author unknown

My comprehensive plan to find da real killer
  by O. J. Simpson

And the world's Number One Thinnest Book ...

My huge book of morals
  by Bill Clinton with introduction by The Rev. Jessie Jackson and concluded with comments from Al Sharpton.