| State mottos ... I love all my 50 states dearly but this humor slam came from more unpatriotic individuals than me. |
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State mottos
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| Alabama: | Yes, We Have Electricity |
| Alaska: | 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! |
| Arizona: | But It's a Dry Heat! |
| Arkansas: | Litterasy Ain't Everthing |
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California: | By 30 Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda. |
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Colorado: | If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother |
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Connecticut: | Like Massachusetts, Only Kennedy-free |
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Delaware: | We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water |
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Florida: | Ask Us About Our Grandkids |
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Georgia: | We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism |
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Hawaii: | Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money) |
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Idaho: | More than just potatoes. Okay maybe not but at least it sounds better. |
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Illinois: | Please Don't Pronounce the "S" |
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Indiana: | 1 Million Years Tidal Wave Free! |
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Iowa: | We Do Amazing Things With Corn |
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Kansas: | First Of The Rectangle States |
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Kentucky: | Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names |
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Louisiana: | We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign |
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Maine: | We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster |
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Maryland: | If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It |
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Massachusetts: | Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets) |
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Michigan: | First Line Of Defense From The Canadians |
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Minnesota: | 10,000 Lakes And 10,000,000 Mosquitoes |
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Mississippi: | Come Feel Better About Your Own State |
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Missouri: | Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work |
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Montana: | Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, & Very Little Else |
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Nebraska: | Ask About Our State Motto Contest |
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Nevada: | Legal Whores and Legal Poker! |
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New Hampshire: | Go Away And Leave Us Alone |
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New Jersey: | You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here! |
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New Mexico: | Lizards Make Excellent Pets |
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New York: | You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney... |
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North Carolina: | Tobacco Is A Vegetable |
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North Dakota: | We Really Are One Of The 50 States! |
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Ohio: | At Least We're Not Michigan |
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Oklahoma: | Like The Play, Only No Singing After 8PM Bedtime |
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Oregon: | Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner |
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Pennsylvania: | Cook With Coal |
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Rhode Island: | We're Not Really an island |
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South Carolina: | Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender |
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South Dakota: | Closer Than North Dakota |
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Tennessee: | The Educashun State |
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Texas: | Se Hablo Ingles (Yes, I Speak English) |
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Utah: | Our Jesus Is Bigger,Better And Loves us More Than Your Jesus |
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Vermont: | Yep |
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Virginia: | Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? |
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Washington (state): | Filthy Rich Nerds And Slackers, plus rain! |
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Washington, DC: | Wanna Be Mayor? |
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West Virginia: | One Big Happy Family...Really! |
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Wisconsin: | Come Cut The Cheese |
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Wyoming: | Where Men Are Men...And The Sheep Are Scared! |