|Really really bad jokes ... They don't get much worse than these. Some truly fine groaners that may even be so terribly bad that they are actually funny.|
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?
What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a
What do you call a cow with no legs?
How can you tell if a groom is Polish?
Did you hear about the two fat men who ran in the New York Marathon?
How does an idiot call for his dog?
When you leave school, you should become a bone specialist.
How are a chicken and a grape alike?
Why do bees hum?
Where does a general keep his army?
A horse enters a bar and walks over to the bartender, the bartender looks at the horse and says, hey buddy, why the long face?
A horse walks into a bar. The bar tender says "Hey."
What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wale's?
How do crazy people go through the forest?
How do you get holy water?
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
What do prisoners use to call each other?
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?
What do you get from a pampered cow?
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree
would kill you?
What is a zebra?
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Why are there so many Johnsons in the phone book?
Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
How do you catch a unique animal?
What did the girl melon say to the boy melon when he proposed to her?
What's brown and sticky?
Did you hear about the Olympic Gold Medal winner from Canada?
Why is 6 scared of 7?
What is green and has wheels?
Why wouldn't the lobster share his toys?
Have you heard the joke about the bed?
What has five legs, three eyes and two tails?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why can't Irishmen ever be attorneys?
Did you hear about the Italian Chef that died?
What has four legs and one arm?
Did you hear about the circus fire?
What happened when the cow jumped over a barbed wire fence?
What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?
Where did they first make French Fries?
What happened to the butcher when he backed up into the meat grinder?
Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?
What's a Wok?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
There was a big moron and a little moron sitting on a fence.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What do you call a midget fortune teller who just escaped from prison?
What did one aspiring wig say to the other aspiring wig?
Why did the ram go off the end of the cliff?
Hear about the two peanuts that walked through central park?
Why did the dolphin kill himself?
Why shouldn't you tell a secret to a pig?
What do you call a cow who has had a abortion?
Where do you find a legless turtle?
What do you call a bee that produces milk?
When do you have the right to scold your coffee?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What do you call a fly without wings or legs?
Why didn't Cuba have a team in the Olympics?
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