Actual Instruction Labels

Actual instruction labels ... Actual Instruction Labels appearing on products from around the world. Either they were in a hurry making these labels or else they just think we are real stupid.

Actual instruction labels

- ON TIRAMISU DESERT:
Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
- ON AN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
- ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR:
Not to be used for the other use.
- ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
- ON BREAD PUDDING:
Product will be hot after heating.
- ON A SLEEP AID:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
- ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE:
Warning keep out of children.
- ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
- ON BAG OF PEANUTS:
Warning: contains nuts.
- INSTRUCTION FOR AN IRON:
Do not iron clothes on body.
- ON CHILDREN'S COUGH MEDICINE:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
- ON A HAIR DRYER:
Do not use while sleeping.
- ON A BAG OF FRITOS:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
- ON A BAR OF A SOAP
: Directions: Use like regular soap.
- ON A FROZEN DINNER:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
- ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP:
Fits one head