| Funny signs ... Some laughable signs that have appeared around various towns and cities that make everyone take a second glance. |
Funny signs ...
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Sign on an electrician's truck: Let us remove your shorts Sign outside a radiator repair shop: Best Place in town to take a leak Maternity Clothes Shop: We are open on labor day Non-smoking area: If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action On Maternity Room Door: "Push,Push,Push" On a Front Door: Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog. Scientist"s Door: Gone Fission Taxidermist Window: We really know our stuff Podiatrist's Window: Time wounds all heels Butcher's window; Let me meat your needs Used Car Lot: Second Hand cars in first crash condition Hotel: "Help!" We need inn-experienced people Butcher's Window: Pleased to meat you Auto Body Shop: May we have the next dents? Dry Cleaners: Drop your pants here Sign in an office: We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left. Veterinarians Waiting Room: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay! Music Teacher's Door: "Out Chopin" At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be." Beauty Shop: Dye now! Computer store: "Out for a quick byte" Restaurant Window: Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up. Bowling Alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop. Cafeteria: Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want. Music Library: Bach in a minuet Non-smoking area: If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action Optometrist's Office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place. Sign on Fence: Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive. Car Dealership: The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment. Muffler Shop: No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming. Sign in an office: We shoot every 3rd salesman,and the 2nd one just left. Veterinarians Waiting Room: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay! Garbage Truck: We've got what it takes to take what you've got. Diner Window: Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up. Laundrette: Automatic washing machines: Please remove all your clothes when the lights go out. London department store: Bargain basement - 2nd floor. Office: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or furthur steps will be taken. Another office: After tea break staff should empty the tea pot and stand upside down on the draining board. Second hand shop: We exchange anything - why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain? Health food shop window: Closed due to illness. Spotted in a safari park: Elephants please stay in your car. Seen during a conference: For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the first floor. Message on a leaflet: If you can not read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons. Repair shop door: We can repair anything. (please knock hard on the door - bell doesn't work) Spotted in a toilet in a London office block: Toilet out of order, please use floor below. Funeral Home: Drive carefully, we'll wait |
