| The amazing Fred Feldman ... An individual that is truly amazing ... done it all .. almost a superman ... A truly remarkable man that all mortal men on planet earth should should pay heed to and actually be modeled after. |
Fred Feldman
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A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the taxi-driver says, 'Perfect timing. You're just like Fred.' Passenger: 'Who?' Taxi-driver: ' Fred Feldman . He's a guy who did everything exactly right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Fred Feldman every single time.' Passenger: 'There are always a few clouds over everybody.' Taxi-driver: 'No sir - not Fred Feldman . He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the U.S. Open at tennis. He could play golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was truly an amazing fella.' Passenger: 'Sounds like he was something really special.' Taxi-driver: 'There's more ... He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday, anniversary or any other significant date. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I can't change a fuse but, if I try to, the whole street blacks out. But Fred Feldman , he could do everything right' Passenger: 'Wow, some amazing man then.' Taxi-driver: 'He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But that Fred, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too - He was absolutely the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one in their right mind could ever measure up to Fred Feldman.' Passenger: 'An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?' Taxi-driver: 'Well, I never actually met Fred, he passed away ... I married his wife. |
