|Extremely bad jokes ... These are the worst of the groaners and they really don't get much worse than these. I apologize up front on the terribility factor and maybe they are so terrible that they might even produce a chuckle. You be the judge.|
Q: What did one cow say to the other cow?
Q: What do you call a egg when you drop it?
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road ?
Q: Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?
Q: What did Jesus do to the alphabet?
Q: What do you call a vampire covered in frost?
Q: Where do you put a smart hot dog?
Q: What was the hot dog's name?
Q: Where did the hotdog named frank love to be?
Q: why didnt the chicken cross the road
Q: What did Jonah try to do when he saw the big blue whale?
Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
Q: What kind of worm travels?
Q: what did the dressing say to the refrigerator?
Q: Why did a mother bear tell her baby bear to put on his socks?
Q: What did the hotdog say when it crossed the finish line first?
Q: What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?
Q: Where do ants go to show off their talents?
Q: Why was the boy afraid to eat his lunch at the beach?
Q: How long did it take the turtle to get across the road?
Q: what do u call a pig that knows karate?
Q: Did you know that Arkansas is found in the Bible??
Q: How do you catch a squrrel?
Q: Why did the burglar take a bath?
Q: How Do angels say "hello"?
Q: Why did the cat want to work in the hospital?
Q: why was one afraid of two
Q: What do you call a cow that eats grass in your backyard?
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
Q: What do you call a cow in a earth quake?
Q: Why do koalas carry their babies on their back?
Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
Q: How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Q: Mother: Jenny, why are you reading Jack and the Bean Stalk as a prayer?
Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Q: What did the chicken say to the other chicken?
Q: Why did the farmer kick the baseball players of the field?
Q: What did the cow say to the horse?
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Q: Who was the first one to carry the gospel?
Q: Why was the doctor angry with the judge?
Q: When was tennis mentioned in the Bible?
Q: What do you call a dog at the beach?
Q: Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory?
Q: Where do cows go on Saturday nights?
Q: Why did the chicken not cross the road?
Q: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why do cows eat grass?
Q: why did the girl throw the clock
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
Q: What does President Goo call his country?
Q: What time is it when an Elephant sits on your fence?
Q: Why did Silly Billy tip toe pass the medicine cabinet?
Q: Where does dragon milk come from?
Q: What is green, has four wheels, and flies?
Q: What did the rug say to the vacuum cleaner?
Q: Who won the Wart Hog beauty contest?
Q: I have green skin, three tongues,five arms,and one eyeball.
Q: Did you hear the one about the cock-roach pudding?
Q: Did you you hear the one about the town dump?
Q: How do you turn a Butterfinger candy bar into a Crunch candy bar ?
Q: What did the doctor say to the Invisible Man's wife?
Q: What do you get when you cross a owl with a duck?
Q: Why did the boy shake the cow?
Q: What goes Tick-Tick Woof-Woof?
Q: How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?
Q: If a plane crashed on the border of U.S.A and
Canada where would they bury the survivers?
Q: What kind of car does an electrician drive?
Q: Why did the Cyclops shut down his own school?
Q: What do u call a blind dinosaur dog?
Q: How do you make a blind man upset.
Q: What is a skeletons favorite instrument?
Q: Why wasn't the girl afraid of the shark?
Q: How do you make a hotdog stand?
Q: What is the last thing you take off before going to bed?
Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?
Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes?
Q: What is the difference between a teacher and a train?
Q: Whats A computers favorite dance?
Q: There is a man running home. He sees a masked man, he looks in that man's hands he quickly turns around and runs the other way. What is happening????
Q: Why is 8 afraid of 7?
Q: Which light's did Noah use in the ark?
Q: With what weapon do bees sting people?
Q: What does a dog say when you tell him what cavers this house?
Q: What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Q: How do you keep a 300 lb hamster from charging?
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Q: Which Fish sings?
Q: What do you give an injured lemon?
Q: Why did the elephant lie down in the middle of the sidewalk:?
Q: What did one cat say to the other cat when Noah had told them to leave the ark?
Q: Why did the elephant cross the road?
Q: An alien landed on Earth and the first thing he saw was a bird.
Q: What has four wheels and flies?
Q: What is Irish, sometimes green, and can be found on your back porch?
Q: Teacher: Mike, come find the United States on the map.
Q: What is the difference between a man and a dog?
Q: Why did the bald man have so many keys?
Q: John: I wish I lived hundreds of years ago.
Q: Why can't Cindirela play baseball?
Q: Why did the gum cross the road ?
Q: What did the snail say when it got on a turtle's back?
Q: Customer: Waiter!! What's this fly doing in my soup?
Q: Question: What can we learn from the story of Jonah and the Whale?
Q: Did you hear the joke about the bed?
Q: Time flies like an arrow.
Q: Camper: What is blue and red all over with yellow spots?
Q: why don't skeletons play music in church?
Q: Question: What's purple and swings on a vine?
Q: If you are in a room with no windows or doors and you only have a mirror, how do you get out?
Q: Why did the chicken bok?
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
Q: What kind of sickness do bees get?
Q: What does the mayonaisse say when you open the refrigerator door?
Q: Question? Why does a Cow have a bell?
Q: Question? What do you call a bull when it is sleeping?
Q: Why was the chef mean?
Q: Why don't dogs drive?
Q: Mr. X: Doctor, Doctor! I keep thinking I'm a dumpling!!!!!
Q. How did the inventor of the sink make out?
Q. Why did the inventor keep tinkering with her insect exercise machine?
Q. Click! Click! What sound is it?
Q: What has two hands, but can't hold anything?
Q: What has eyes, but can't see?
Q: When do Donald and Daffy Duck wake up?
Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
Q: What kind of baseball games did they play in medieval times?
Q: There is a rooster on the peak of a roof. If he lays an egg,
which side of the roof would it roll down?
Q: Doctor: How's the patient who swallowed the Quarter?
Q: Stephanie: I've been skating since I was two years old.
Q: How do you you get a drummer to play an accelerando?
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs?
Q: See if you can figure this out!
Q: Where is a sneeze useually pointed?
Q: Did you hear about the boy/girl who keeps going around saying "NO"?
Q: What's 5Q + 5Q?
Q: Why are the pages of a book like the days of a persons life?
Q: When can sinner be spelled with 1 letter?
Q: What's part tree and part pig?
Q: What is a good miracle?
Q: What do you get when you pass a person holding an orange with a horn?
Q: What did the subject say to the predicate?
Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
Q: What do you call a box of duck?
Q: What is worse than finding a worm in an apple?
Q: If you have six oranges in one hand and six oranges in the other hand what do you have?
Q: Patient: Doctor doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible
Q: What did the carrot and the squash say to the corn?
Q: Why did the chicken lay an egg when the fox came around?
Q: What side of the dog has more fur?
Q: What do you get when you cross a quarter pound of ground beef with a hummingbird?
Q: Why did the tomato cross the road?
Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster, a cocker spaniel and a French poodle?
Q: Why did the lettuce cross the road?
Q: What do you get if you cross a lizard with a baseball player?
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Q: Heather: "That last joke of yours was two thirds of a pun."
Q: Who can stay single even if he marries lots of women?
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Q: Why don't lions like to eat clowns?
Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Q: Question: How does one dinosaur tell another to go faster?
Q: "What do you call a singing shampoo?"
Q: "What did the lizard say to his girlfriend?"
Q: What's Irish and stays out all night?
Q: What does an elephant do when it breaks it's toe?
Q: What did the man say to the wall?
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?
Q: What do cats have for breakfast?
Q: Where do cows go at night?
Q: What type of shoes do koala's wear?
Q: What's a kangaroo's favorite show?
Q: Where should a 500-pound alien go?
Q: What did the wicked chicken lay?
Q: Why was Cinderella such a bad basketball player?
Q: Why was Cinderella thrown off the baseball team?
Q: What does Cinderella Seal wear?
Q: What's the difference between a train and a teacher?
Q:What's the best way to catch a squirrel?
Q: Why wouldn't the shrimp share?
Q: What do you do if you sit on a cactus?
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