Brain cramps ... Sometimes people say things from their mouth before it has had time to clear the brain filters.   Here's some famous examples of where the mouth is faster than the brain ... |
What the hell did you just say?
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids
all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign. "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president."
"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"
"I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them.
There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves."
"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix."
" It's no exaggeration to say that the undecided could go one way or
another"
"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"
"I was provided with additional input that was radically different from the truth. I assisted in furthering that version."
"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like
Norman Einstein."
"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of
people."
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."
"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night.* And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
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