*~*"But that's 'cause I'm from Mississippi," is a valid excuse.~*~
*~*Topenga is a nice girl, and I hope you are happy.~*~
*~*Saying "shit" to a reporter is not a big deal.~*~
*~*Yellow-green eyes are very sexy.~*~
*~*Your Adam's apple is not big, it is proportioned to your face nicely.~*~
*~*You do not look like a woman, you are quite masculine and beefy.~*~
*~*It is okay to love a horse more than your immediate family.~*~
*~*You are an excellant dancer.~*~
*~*Woman dig the southern accent.~*~
*~*Joey is not the playboy of the group, you are.~*~