Be My Valentine
First I would like to state that I harness a fierce hatred for Valentine's Day. Yes, I am bitter, but rightfully so. Next Sunday is THE day for mushy "I Love You Snukkums" cards, candy, and jelewry of sorts...and I have no man to supply my demand. So, I figured that rather than watching "Thelma and Louise," eating bacon bits, and crying, that I would get me some serious NSYNC lovin, regardless of the price. I thought, and I thought. "Oh Bother," said Pooh. It took many hours of deep thinking, but I came up with a brilliant idea. They are never going to be my Valentines if they see all the nasty things I wrote about them. So, here's my plan...since I need a NSYNC date fairly quickly, I need an extreme measure..."There ain't nothing wrong..." with a little ego stroking, and yes I said ego, you sick, sick people. So, I hang my head low as I present this to you in hopes of getting a lil NSYNC V-Day action.
Justin "Be My JayZ" Timberlake
Chris "Be My Crazy Record Spinner" Kirkpatrick