Mission: Impossiable

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So, as you all know, I am dear friends with Mr. Lansten Bass. Well, we went shopping and got to talking. It seems he has a plaguing issue that causes him to lay awake at night. Well, he asked me for some help, and here it is. He is in love. I can't disclose any names *cough*MANDY*cough*, or tell you where you'd know her from *cough*They Just Wanta Be NKOTB*cough*, but I will do my best to help Lance with his conquest. Our mission: to get Mandy to know he's alive.

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We first thought that showing a little skin would get her attention..but quickly decided against that.

Then we thought that she might be attracted to the athletic type...but we quickly scratched that too, after I saw Lance play.

Cooking is the way to a woman's heart...wait...is that cheese, Lance? Forget it.

Jealousy...good idea Lance, but do you have any non-rodent females? No? Okay, next idea..

No, Lance, I don't think she likes "Star Wars."

Good idea! Bulk up a little, it couldn't hurt!

Ok, you may be working out, but you are NOT going to wear that to meet her! I'm serious Lance, don't you dare step out of this door with that on!

Wait! Let's ask JC what he thinks...he obviously knows what he's doing to drive me so crazy.

Lance was all ears

Borrow one of my wife beaters...they work for me, JC says. Umm, maybe not...but I have an idea...

Be yourself. I think it might work. No, I am serious, I think she has a thing for akwardness...just try it.

...And it worked! Big ups Lance! You scored yourself one hot lil number. Moral of the story, kids...being your self is cool...and it gets you chicks!