My Hero

Yup, Kathy Griffin.
Sorry, guys, I like her. I know alot of the Lance fanatics don't...

And I guess almost all die-hard Justin fans probably don't care for her either...

But I dig her. Why you ask? Well, because she's gotten more from NSYNC then I ever will. Another reason is because of a little interview I caught on TRL...

"I am in a relationship. A serious relationship. We're hoping to get the cover of "People," with Joey from NSYNC. I'm hoping that there's a picture of Joey and I spooning on a hammock in the backyard of my Beverly Hills manshion, and I think it's got a future. Joey's 21, and he thinks I'm 28, and it's fine for everybody, so I think these kids have a future.

Then the interviewer asks: "Has Joey seen the scene where you curse someone out?"

She responds: "Joey doesn't know I curse, he says, 'Nice ladies don't do dirty things,' and I say 'Thank You Jesus,' because he thinks I'm kinda religious. So were getting along just fine, but don't let Lance hear because he is JEALOUS.

The other lady being interviewed asks: "Who's Lance...is he from the Backstreet Boys?"

Kathy replies: "MTV, can you believe that she said that? Backstree--UGH! She doesn't even know Lance from JC, okay. Wow."

Listen and watch it here.


A friend of mine (Thanks Raya!) and Jen caught Kathy being interviewed on Howard Stern...but neither of them taped it, so hang on, this will be very jumbled. **PLEASE NOTE: Kathy is a comedian, and this may all be a joke, or it may not, just don't get to worked up about it.**

The following is about Joey Fatone:

Howard: "Did he call you mommy?"

Kathy: "Yes"

Howard: "Did you give him oral?"

Kathy: "Yes"

Howard: "I thought you were more of a Backstreet Girl (starts singing "Everybody.")

The following is about her kiss with Lance on the Billboard awards.

She said that she wanted to be slick and pretend that "the big honcho upstairs" said that she HAD to kiss one of them, when really she wrote the sketch. So, she went and found them and said..okay, one of you has to kiss me, whos it gonna be? Lance says, "I'll kiss you."

She was talking with Nsync at the after party (Billboards)and asked how come only Lance wanted to kiss her, she gave Lance her number and he called her. She asked Lance why he called her when she gave Joey her number and he said,"Because he's calling you next week I wanted to call you before him."(She did the Mississippi accent too) She told him 19 was way too young for her so Howard says,"They knew each other were calling you, they planned it that way, one of them was getting lucky cuz they're In Sync(get it)". Lance kept calling her and Joey called her and she told him she was too old for him too. He said he had slept with a lady that was 35. She said he says stuff like, "I'll bang you till ya can't walk again." Then she says Joey and her are just good friends. She said she MAY have kissed him. They all came to see her do stand-up one night with bodyguards and she and Joey were alone and they kissed. Then she went to one of their concerts. Howard Stern doesn't believe her. He jokes that she ganged banged Hanson and she said she could only handle one boyband at a time. Then she said, "But those 98 Degrees guys are looking real hot these days!" She said she likes the blond one from BSB and the one with bangs. She then ended by saying that they are all wonderful guys and talented singers. Then as she is leaving Howard says, "Wear a condom with those NSYNC boys."

Like I said, I dig her. If I was famous and had an opportunity to say anything on television or radio...that would have been it.