Dear Mommy,

How's the most important lady in my life? I'm doing good, tour life is busy, but I am actually having a blast, actually. The guys and I are getting along good, except JC kicked a girl outta my bunk...just cause he ain't getting any, doesn't mean he's got to be all up in my kool-aid...he doesn't even know my flavor, ya know? Anyway, I have made a lot of new friends! I met them at concerts and stuff, and then get to know them really good later on. It's so cool. People think I'm cool, ma, can you believe it? Your little Joseph is a role model! To think that if I didn't sleep my way to the top, I would have none of this. Funny how things work, eh? Thanks for the care packages, it's really hard to stop at gas stations all the time, so the couple dozen cookies you make me, help my midnight cravings. Keep 'em coming, ya hear? Good! Well, I got buisness to attend to, or whatever, so I'll be in contact soon.

Kisses, Joey