Introduction:
"My name is Joey, I am 22 years old, and I was born in a subway car in Brooklyn. I moved to Orlando when I was 6, because my daddy lost his job at the factory and his visa expired."

What advice would you give someone starting a music career?
"Make sure that at least 4 of you can sing. I would also say that there ain't notin wrong wit a li' bumpin' n grindin' your way to a record deal."

What is your group ID?
"The group whore."

Who are some of your idols?
"Larry Flint, Superman, and Howard Stern."

What are some things you like?
"Asian hookers, penicillian, the free clinic, beastiality, pawn shop jelwery, hard-core porn, strip clubs, giving pelvic exams, and lap dances."

What are some things you dislike?
"Chlamydia, paternity suits, statutory laws, the word "no," child support payments, restraining orders, getting my stomach pumped."

What makes you blush?
"When people tell me I'm a 'fat bastard.'"

What are some of your fears?
"Being rendered sterile by my STD's, that those angry fathers will actually make it past our security."

What do you miss most when you are on tour?
"Having people around that actually like me, and my usual hoes."

What is your favorite drink?
"Malt liquor."

What are some of your hobbies?
"Drinking myself into a stupor, gettin' some, and clubbin'."

If you were a Spice Girl, what would your name be?
"VD-Infested, whore Spice."

What is your personal quote?
"I won't date ya, but I'll mate ya."