Introduction:
"My name is Joshua, but Lou makes everyone call me JC, because he says it makes me more marketable. I love Lou like a father and he loves me like a cellmate at Rikers."

What advice would you give to someone starting a music career?
"The best advice I can give is the following. When your at your first media training session, you had better snatch up the 'I love Jesus and music' and other little childrens images, 'cuz people eat that shit up. Also, when you go into this buisness, there is a lot of stress. I mean it's grueling, so I advise taking up a habit or two. I chose bulemia and I shoot a little heroin every now and again to take the edge off. "

What is your group ID?
"The 'Hitler' one."

Who are some of your idols?
"Hitler, Stalin, Walt Disney, and Sally Struthers. "

What are some things you like?
"Smoking crack with the wardrobe mistress, giving myself pedicures, sand-blasting my teeth, sleeping, and girls whose last names rhymes with a household pest."

What are somethings you dislike?
"Running out of motor oil to style my hair, smiling, the two girls parked across the street from my house in that van, Justin, Joey, Lance, Chris, when the FEDS classified my teeth as a contaminated area, having to sleep with Lou to get Nikki and her punk committee a record deal."

What makes you blush?
"When Joey talks about the warts on his genitals."

What are some of your fears?
"That Nikki will actually have the baby, that crabs can be passed by sleeping in a bunk next to someone who has them."

What do you miss most while you are on tour?
"My Saturday afternoon anger management classes, and hot salsa dancing on the sweaty streets of Miami."

What is your favorite drink?
"Holy water."

What are some of your hobbies?
"Finding cures for various diseases, feeding the starving children, knitting samplers of the virgin mother, and catologing Joey's legal documents."

What is your personal quote?
"I just keep telling myself that my sorrow will end once I have enough power to go solo."