Introduction:
"My name is Chris and I am 27 years old. I was born in Pennsylvania but moved to Orlando to go to cosmetology school. Before NSYNC, my goal was to earn as many useless degrees as possible but then I met Justin and decided to sponge off of his talent. "

What advice would you give someone starting a music career?
"It's so very important to have talent in this buisness. I have none, so I found 3 guys that did and one dumb Italian whore, and piggybacked their success. What I'm trying to say is, I have no shame. Do whatever it takes."

What's you group ID? "The worthless, crazy one."

Who are your idols?
"Don King, Kato Kaelin."

What do you like?
"Dropping acid, holding hands with Justin, downloading internet porn, hiding Joey's penicillian, and braiding the chest hair I just shaved off."

What do you dislike?
"Sobering up, a clean shave, being arthritic, having to feed Justin with the breast pump when Lynn is unavailable, the fact that Justin is a sloppy drinker, Joey's constant complaining about how 'It burns so bad!'."

What makes you blush?
"My incontinence, when I have to help Joey apply that ointment, and Lou's random drug screenings. "

What are some of your fears?
"That my Social Security benefits will lapse, that Justin might actually believe we're friends for life, that my pending hip replacement surgery will interfere with our tour, and that maybe, just maybe 27 is a bit too old to be in a boy-band."

What do you miss most when on tour?
"My usual dealer, those good Cuban cigars, 'Big Papa's' warm embrace."

What is your favorite drink?
"Whiskey shooters with a Colt45 chaser."

What are some of your hobbies?
"Collecting various assortments of the porn, taking a lady bic to my chest, stockpiling shotguns."

What is your personal quote?
"I like having the hair from a horse's ass woven into my own."