This... is a very odd section. I'm going to first write down the topic of conversation, then, underneath and in parenthesis, the opinions of me and everyone else who had a say in the whole thing. Not all of them are supposed to be funny, but like the quotes, they need to go SOMEwhere!
I'd also like to add this VERY vital point... tennagers have warped, twisted, perverted senes of humor. This may be a very disgusting page to many people. Read at your own risk.
"Problems with King Midas and the golden touch."
(Myself: Does *touching* himself make those *parts* turn to gold?)
(Matt D: Does sex turn a woman into gold?)
"The greatest Magic: The Gathering card combos we've done." May be difficult to understand unles you've played the game
(Bobby: On my own Lord of the Pit, I attack, then use an Ice Floe to keep him tapped. Then I use Donate to give him to my opponent. Which means, the Lord of the Pit can't do anything, and either kills one of my opponents own creatures or does 7 damage to him)
(James: Cast a Monstrous Growth on any card with an attack below 4, to raise it to 4 or above, then use Reprisal, killing any card successfully)
(A.J.: Attack with a Teeka's Dragon, force opponent to block [through spells or enchantments]; use the rampage of 4 to raise him to a 9/9 or above, then trample over creature, doing damage straight to opponent)
Uh... more to come, folks.