Keep in mind, not all of these are just meant to be funny. In fact, the majority of them are put here to be cool, but I just needed a place to put them.
"I'd sooner die than fuse with you!"
"Vegeta... we're already dead."
-Goku and Vegeta, DBZ
"For ages I have been searching...for a human with the power to
conquer this world...one born in the shadow of darkness, and raised
in the light of Mana. Dyluck is the one. I cannot wait any longer.
My body has grown weak! Using his body I will take the Mana
Fortress, and rule the world!"
-Thanatos, Secret of Mana
"You're going to do... what with that pudding!?"
-Faye Nelson
"It's not what you're doing, it's the stupid way you're doing
it."
-Vincent Valentine, Final Fantasy 7
"Shut up, Elena. You're making me sober."
-Reno, Final Fantasy 7
"If everyone just payed more attention to Blue Jell-O, then there would be less and less room for war and poverty. Look to the Jell-O!"
-Myself
"'God' is an image created out of man's insecurities."
-Wiegraf, Final Fantasy Tactics
"Well, then tell me this one simple thing. On a scale of one to ten, is your favorite color saxophone, or do you just walk to school? ...Yeah, that's what I thought. Goodbye."
-Myself
"Hey! Don't piss off the dragon!"
-Dende, Dragon Ball Z
"Even if I go to hell, I shall live to see the end of the world. And if
the world does not end, I shall destroy it with my own hands!"
-Lacan, Xenogears
"I shall create god myself!"
-Krelian, Xenogears
"These days, all it takes for your dreams to come true is money and
power."
-President Shinra, Final Fantasy 7