This one exposed us (literally) to the genre unto itself "Adam Sandler movies".
Billy: No I will not make out with you! You got Chlorophyll Man up there talking about God knows what and all she can talk about is making out with me. I'm here to learn, people, not to make out with you! Go on with the chlorophyll!
Principal: Mr. Madison, what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point during your rambling, incoherent response were even close to ANYTHING that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.