Billy Madison

This one exposed us (literally) to the genre unto itself "Adam Sandler movies".

• Billy: No I will not make out with you! You got Chlorophyll Man up there talking about God knows what and all she can talk about is making out with me. I'm here to learn, people, not to make out with you! Go on with the chlorophyll!
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• Frank: Who would you rather bone: Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson?
• Billy: Jack Nicholson now, or 1974?
• Frank: 1974.
• Billy: Meg Ryan.
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• Principal: Mr. Madison, what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point during your rambling, incoherent response were even close to ANYTHING that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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• Frank: When I graduated from first grade, all my dad did was tell me to get a job.
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• Principal: Any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty, tramp, and I will probably just snap.
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• Old Farm Lady: If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
• Billy: That's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard in my life! Let's go!
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• Billy: Shampoo is better! I go on first and clean the hair! Conditioner is better! I leave the hair silkly and smooth! Oh really, fool? Really! Stop looking at me swan.
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• Busdriver: (Chris Farley) That Veronica Vaughn is one hot piece of ass. I know from expierence, dude.
• Billy: No you don't.
• Busdriver: I don't. But a friend of mine. . he and her, got it on! Woooo-eee!
• Billy: No they didn't.
• Busdriver: No. No they didn't. But you can imagine what it'd be like.
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• Billy: I am the smartest man alive!